Baconthief

Wanted a new start and a year long break

Seriously, you people are all posers. Every single one of you. Ask me anything

Your opinion on the girth of this monkey's nose

Do you just not care about protection then? Or do you care, just never have them on you

It's late at night. You hear a knock on your door, you answer it and find this man standing there. What do you do?

Your thoughts on this?

You said ask you anything man, stick to your word.

How do you properly put on a condom, yet use a sock and foot to represent the parts as to keep it pg 13

1 Can love really last a lifetime 2 Why do married folks begin to look like one another 3 Can marriage survive betrayal 4 Why does summer zoom by and winter drag on forever 5 Do animals really have a sixth sense 6 Why does the line you're in always move the slowest 7 By what age should you know what to do wth your life 8 Where do traffic jams come from 9 When is your future behind you 10 Do you have to love your job 11 Can men and women ever just be friends 12 When do you take away Grandpa's car keys 13 Do siblings who fight really end up liking each other 14 How do you know when to end a friendship 15 Why do we turn into our parents when we swore we wouldn't

1 Can love really last a lifetime 2 Why do married folks begin to look like one another 3 Can marriage survive betrayal 4 Why does summer zoom by and winter drag on forever 5 Do animals really have a sixth sense 6 Why does the line you're in always move the slowest 7 By what age should you know what to do wth your life 8 Where do traffic jams come from 9 When is your future behind you 10 Do you have to love your job 11 Can men and women ever just be friends 12 When do you take away Grandpa's car keys 13 Do siblings who fight really end up liking each other 14 How do you know when to end a friendship 15 Why do we turn into our parents when we swore we wouldn't

I think it's sdrawrof, internet isn't helping with an answer

When was the last time you cybered?

Spell backwards, forwards

1) Draw a line around the number or letter of this sentence 2) Draw a line under the last word in this line 3) Bold the first, first letter of the alphabet in this line

Except maybe that sneeze one, I am not sure how I'd feel about that. This would be how you'd look for the rest of your life

Between just you and me, what are your thoughts on Moot? He's a **** right?

1)Would you rather Have hiccups for the rest of your life Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life 2)Would you rather Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle Or live in a pokemon world, but only be able to catch magikarps 3) Soup or Salad?' The answers to these questions will determine how I think of you for the rest of my stay on lotc

Mizziyrn retrieves the stacks of letters to be thrown out and ignored, yet while tossing them away he smells a vile stench. Curious of where this smell comes from, he opens a letter to find a terrible message of an abomination, heretic , and one who brings dishonor on the ancestors. Mizziyrn tears the paper in half. He then burns the remains, as to protect the sanity of the younglings of kernor. ((This would take place quite publicly in kernor, any and all could see Mizziyrn's terrified reaction that leads him to burning a letter. It's also because you selected "other" as a gender in times without modern day thinking.)

Mizziyrn confronts mumbling man who found the Ordinances in kernor(As you wouldn't find it anyplace else), after overhearing sections of his complain. The golden figure speaks to the man, beneath his golden helm. "You bare a false understanding. As a goddess, she is a false goddess. As an ancestral spirit, who she too was once like us, she is acceptable. Claim her as a goddess of the moon, the goddess of the kharagyr and we mali'ker, then you defame the collective body of the ancestors and thus commit acts of dishonor against your people and past, and if it were not for the vile stench of liberalism it would be punishable by execution. This is nothing short of heresy and treason against your kind. However, claim she is an ancestral spirit, a greater one, then she is welcome. The law is against her as a goddess, there is nothing stated that prevents her veneration as a spirit. I'll ensure this misunderstanding is brought to our lord, Dak'ir Des'Nox."

"A perfectly reasonable assortment of laws, with equally reasonable punishments. It's the ancestors' will"

I am going to leave a very short rant. I used to be for the death penalty for a long time, until I saw the statistics for people falsely incriminated and executed. I do not believe that a system in which even one innocent may die should be used; however, in a fictional-ideal criminal justice system that makes no mistakes I would support the death penalty in very limited circumstantial use.

((Doing another one of these, nice))

Mizziyrn arrives, wearing the archon uniform. He carries with him a volgue(spear), which he uses as a walking stick

A note lays on the gate of kernore ==================================================================================== Due to unforeseen circumstances, any event in kernor has been canceled and postponed to a later date ====================================================================================

Both faerie and bug-bitter lack any honor. Vile creatures who scheme and plot at every turn and corner, I shall never see them as my brother or sister. This is liberal nonsense born from the ignorance of High Prince Native, and all elves at the time, during the founding of malinor. Our relics and ruins show we've long been splintered, this unity is a new idea and is not natural, as evidence suggests. That which is not natural does not hold, as was shown in malinor and the recent state in which faerie brought all mali under its rule. Elven unity will only come when a state fully respects elven differences, not declare all must adhere to an alleged singular-dogma that stood when only one elf-kind stood. Or if Malin himself returns to an empty elven throne.