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  1. CowsGoMoo

    I love everyone. Is that unhealthy?

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    2. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      You should seriously seek medical attention, ma'am.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Oh no! I hope it isn't serious. Is it curable? What should I do?!

    4. Skippy

      Skippy

      DANCE

  2. CowsGoMoo
    Wow. So much reading! I'm a bit disappointed there was no... "If you want to make love with Madelon, turn to 69." Buuut, I'll take what we've got! We have yet again, MURDERED another person! BWAHAHAHA! Now, since we're Lone Wolf, and can't possibly die no matter what, as seen from our AMAZINGLY low death count. I say we take NO ITEMS. We go in there with what we have. Which is actually, already quite a lot. Now, I choose Mind over Matter as our little perk, because... who DOESN'T want to move things? I mean sure, we can probably only move like a feather or something, but even so, that's AWESOME! And also, drop our stupid diamond. Why do we even have that jewel? Who the hell needs diamonds anyways? I mean come on. It's just a GLITTERY ROCK.
  3. CowsGoMoo

    And yet... another obnoxiously long post made by me! I cannot control my word count at ALL.

  4. CowsGoMoo
    Hrmmm... I think we should crash this cult party. Jump in, drink some beers, get some chicks (preferably Madelon, she is SUUUPER hot), drink more beers, party a bit, and ... oh yeah, kill that one guy with the dagger, who's about to do an evil ritual to summon this horrible all-powerful undead demon that would probably kill us all. Theeen, we ditch the party, cause the party-goers'll probably be a bit angry that we just murdered their leader. We'll probably get some beers thrown at us, and perhaps some spears. Hopefully, we won't die. Really. Sometimes Lone Wolf makes the weirdest decisions. There's gotta be another way out of this situation, other than "WAVE HANDS AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT", and "JUMP IN AND STAB EVERYTHING LIKE A MEATHEAD".
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    My dog is trying to kill me. He's been tripping me all day! I can see it in his adorable affectionate eyes. Somewhere deep down there... he's up to something. I don't think he knows I know. What do I do? Should I distract his killing intent with a squeaky ball? Or should I huddle into a ball, and hope he spares my life?

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    2. danic

      danic

      Damnit Dom, have you been eating sugared cereal again.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Nope. NOPE.

      Just urh, sugary drinks.

      I'm just being HYPER-active. GET IT? HYPER... ACTI- Yeah. I don't either.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      This proves your a Flormai.

  6. CowsGoMoo

    Perhaps... later.

    I'm loaded with homework this weekend. ;m;

  7. CowsGoMoo

    Bweh. These days I'm finding myself staying up later and later due to school work. What is this? I thought second semester would be easier. ;m;

    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      HEY! HEY YOU! WHERE THE H*** HAVE YOU BEEN?!

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I-I've been... I've been right here!

      Or, well, trying to be right here! I spent two weeks in Taiwan, and the two weeks before that preparing for finals, and like, the month before that, studying up for tests and doing homework...

      BUT STILL! I-I've been here this whole time! Sort... Sort of.

  8. CowsGoMoo
    I say the balcony, so we can hop in and murder everyone. What can we do staring through the squinty holes? Only watch, as the evil undead monster thing comes and kills us. Nope. Not gunna happen.
  9. CowsGoMoo

    I hate jet-lag. Waking up at 4:42 AM is not fun at all.

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    The unguarded path, is always the BAD path. If something is too easy to be true, then it's definitely not true. That's just how life works! Let's go and beat up some guards. We're Lone Wolf for Christ's sake, and Lone Wolf NEVER dies! Well... Except for that ONE time... a few moments ago, when the cake was like a lie... and those other three times... when we-- THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! We don't die, so we gotta take all the risks. [Edit: Ugh. Double post. My bad! The internet in this hotel isn't the greatest... Vacationing! Whooo!]
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    The unguarded path, is always the BAD path. If something is too easy to be true, then it's definitely not true. That's life for you! Let's go and beat up some guards! We're Lone Wolf, and Lone Wolf NEVER dies! Well... Except for that ONE time... a few moments ago, when the cake was like a lie... and those other three times... when we... THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! We don't die, so we gotta take all the risks.
  12. CowsGoMoo

    Pffft, New Years is SOOOO last year in Taiwan.

    1. Dyn

      Dyn

      No u

  13. CowsGoMoo
    Maybe there's a Christmas cake down there! Go down the cellar!
  14. CowsGoMoo
    Enter the nice cozy hut. Maybe some unforeseen event will happen, and somehow, entering the cabin would've saved you from death!
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    Just a speech to prepare for... and all the big old scary Finals are over! Whooo!

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    The week of finals looms before me. I clutch onto my Number 2 pencil, awaiting the epic battle that surely shall commence. The Finals roars, and charges straight at me. I scream, and proceed to wet myself. ;m;

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    3. Jchizz

      Jchizz

      How manly. This will truly be a ballad for the ages.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      We shall write an epic poem about this triumph, that shall be sung throughout the ages.

  17. CowsGoMoo

    The most interesting Creepy Pasta I've read in quite a while. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Egg

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    2. Watyll

      Watyll

      So every time you have sex you're just touching yourself? How depressing...

    3. Space

      Space

      ... I don't see what is the importance is.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Hrm? There is no importance. It's just interesting.

      It makes you think and see things in a different way, which is mostly the point of Creepy Pastas. (I really hate the Creepy Pastas that are just all GORE and BLOOD.)

  18. CowsGoMoo
    Replace the rope, and take a spear. We have one extra slot in our weapons inventory, don't we? Also, let's head... left. Left seems like a good bet.
  19. CowsGoMoo
    This is my future. Days of yelling at cats.
  20. CowsGoMoo

    Hrrm... Using the Derp Convergences Law of Derp, and also the Additional Derp Congritieter, I would say my derp is more derpier than yours.

  21. CowsGoMoo

    A bit late to my last month's derp, I see?

    ;m;

    It's okay. I learn something new everyday.

  22. CowsGoMoo
    Gut him like a fish. Or well, no, that's kind of icky, not to mention, very messy. Just stab him. Let's just keep it simple.
  23. CowsGoMoo

    "Ooooh! Of cooourse, that sounds like fun! I'll ju- WAIT A SECOND..."

    no

  24. CowsGoMoo
    So... much links... Don't know... which one... to click. ;m; -clicks them all- 10/10 Neat and tidy, despite all the links. I really like it!
  25. CowsGoMoo

    I stubbed my toe, and while I was hopping backwards in pain, I managed to stub my thumb by slamming it into a wall.

    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      #SusieMoments

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