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CowsGoMoo

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  1. Hrm. My search history must be completely educational and clean. The only adds I'm getting are... "Get 5% off on your college funds!" , "Get Healthcare for your children and family!", "Learn Online Courses on BLAH BLAH BLAH". I must be an internet angel.

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      i saw u looking up pr0n. dante/ambros pr0n. :c

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      "INSURANCE PREPARES FOR THE WORST."

      Yep.

      It sure does.

      The funny thing is, these are all probably traps. Traps that lead to funky internet things, that I really don't want to know about.

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      YOU ASKED ME FOR SECRET BABY EATING PURPLE CORN THROUGH A SEPARATE SKYPE ACCOUNT JUST A DAY AGO.

      DON'T TRY AND PLAY ME. I EAT BABIES FOR A LIVING, I KNOW STUFF.

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    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      das creepey winston

    3. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Why did you take a picture of my pet feeding?

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I like birds.

      Well, cats are better.

      Cats eat birds.

      I guess that's where this bird came from.

  2. Eight.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      EIGHT BABIES WHICH I SHALL PROCEED TO EAT

      BEFORE SWALLOWING A GLASS OF GASOLINE

      THROWING A MATCH DOWN MY THROAT AND SETTING THE BABIES AFLAME

      REMOVING THEIR FACES AFTER THEY'VE BURNED

      GLUING THEIR FACES TO MY FACE

      AND PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY

      OH AND SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE FACE THAT TOO.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I WILL EAT. THAT BIRD'S. BABIES. THEN I WILL DEFECATE THESE BABIES. AND THEN I SHALL BURN THEIR FLESH AND FEED IT TO A MEXICAN WRESTLER NAMED PEDRO WHO CLIMBS PIPES TO TRAINS. HE'S ALSO INSANE. WUT WUT.

  3. { ¤ v ¤ } . . .

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      OH, THATS DOM. WINSTON. DA FUQ YOU DOING. { ¤ v ¤ }

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      What in God's name, Timmy?

      That was pretty off.

      It's a bird. ;m;

      Darn... computer emoticons... a-and not looking like birds. P-Preh.

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR BABIES

      THEN I'M GOING TO BURN THEM

      THEN I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE

      FACE MCSHOOTY SIGNING OFF

  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THQM52jk0gg I've always wanted to feel how it was like to fly. Be able to see the world under you, as you soar through the clear blue skies... See the underbellies of birds, as the fly right above you. Well, actually, that's not suggested. They might release their tummies on your face.
    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      called a plane ya' dumby

  5. Day 4- Nothing but the waves. The waves of static, emitting from the offline server. It's sees are blank and empty, devoid of pixel fish... and animated drinkable water. I heard you can only last seven days without water... I'm halfway towards death. Halfway towards... relief, the end of this nightmare. Please, oh please... Please make this end. Please stop the pain, the hunger, and the never ending nothing.

  6. Tag. You're it.

    1. danic

      danic

      Stabbed. You're it.

    2. Zamaru42

      Zamaru42

      *pokes the person under*

    3. Tayelikel

      Tayelikel

      Well...that escalated quickly

  7. Just spent the last two hours talking about the past with a friend I haven't talked to for YEARS. It was nice, but kind of depressing... It's amazing how far some of your friends get in life, or how much things change in such a short time span...

    1. Braehn Elendil An'Hiraeth
    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I'm too young to be drinking and going to bars...

      But yes, it does sum it up.

      I really do miss the "Glory Days". I guess.

      It's sad to know that my close friends split up in the end, and we never do see each other anymore.

      I guess that happens with everyone though.

  8. I have no idea what's going on, or what I'm doing... but, cats. That is all.

    1. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      >Sees dog set as picture

      waa

  9. We need pillow magic. (Totally not a way to get FLORMAI PILLOWS back in business, and make a fortune due to PILLOW MAGICIANS. Totally not.)

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Pfft, we can whip out our PILLOW CARTS, and go 'round selling them.

      "PILLOWS FOR SALE! PILLLOOOOWS! Get your pillows here, for your magical needs! PILLOOOOOOWS! Five minas each! Many colors for BEAUTIFUL pillow magic!"

    3. Dante

      Dante

      *totes around an entire inventory full of colored wool*

      *gets groped by zombie, instantly losing all of them*

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Ugh. Darn pervert zombies.

      Those are the worst.

  10. Lalalala.... Lalalala... Elmo's world. Doo dooo ... dooo.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Lalalala, lalalala, ELMO'S WORLD! Elmo loves his CRAAAYONS, and his goldfish toooo!

    3. aron.

      aron.

      Wrong order, but i still smiles :)

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      Elmo is a pedo.

  11. I am commenting to the post under me. Here is my comment: I think you owe me 100 centillion minas.

  12. That surprising moment, when a status disappears right when you're about to reply to it. W-Was... Was it all a dream? W-Was that status even real? HOW DO I KNOW IF ANY OF THIS IS REAL? What if THIS IS ALL FAKE?

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    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Glad you could make it to the show!

      Now, if you would please hold your applause...

    4. danic

      danic

      *Loads a shotgun, blasting it randomly at the audience*

  13. I'm literally buried in homework. I have five textbooks on my table, and papers, lab reports, and scrap paper piled up all around me. ;m;

    1. Pum!

      Pum!

      Really? I need to work on my drawing skills. That's the only homework I have xD I do it all in class.

    2. CowsGoMoo
  14. I have broken up the "I am a . . . " Trend. Fear m- Wait, I ain't falling for that.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      E-ER-ER... URHM...

      Ah screw it.

      *Takes out a gun and points it at Timmy, "DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE."

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      *Pulls out a bow* OKAY, YOU'VE SEEN ME USE THIS!

    4. Skippy
  15. @Aengoth At first, I thought you were Danny, because of your avatar. Then I realized you weren't. Then, I thought for a bit, and was, "Oh. I actually think I saw posts you've made, thinking you were Danny." And then I realized, to think you're Danny, your posts must be pretty mature and balanced. I'll give you a 8/10, just because you seem like a pleasant person to know. :} EDIT: -------I was. NINJA'D. ;m;------- @Starbreaker I believe you're Hapsi's father, if I'm not mistaken? You were in that Forum Roleplay waaay back in Mobius, before Summer started, right? I've seen you around quite a lot actually. 9/10
  16. 10/10 Because I urh, like know you. And like, everyone else like knows you. And you're like, that one dwarf that everyone somehow knows, and like, yeah.
  17. Sick Sick Sick. So friggen sick.

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    2. ek_knight

      ek_knight

      Winter is coming.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Whooo!

      Rave!

      Everyone is dead!

      Come on guys! Let's party and celebrate!

      And yeah, I think it's fall. My allergies are acting up, and I'm also sick at the same time.

      The worst combination in the world. ;m;

    4. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      **** gets real, fellas

  18. I was all like, "Who's Kyn?"

    So then I like, clicked his profile and like scrolled down, and then I saw all his friends.

    So I was all like, "Oh. I'm not special."

    Then I cried in a corner.

    But really, Hiiiiii. Nice to meet you, Mister!

  19. Oooh! Welcome!

    And of COURSE it doesn't...!

    A lot of people brought their characters from Forum Roleplay into this, except me...

    Partially due to the fact that Teddy is a bit useless.

  20. YESSSSSS!

    Lewis is amazing, Danic.

    I. Love. You.

    *Tackles in a gigantic, air wrenching hug.*

  21. I would say... That my Forum Roleplay has been successful! I feel pretty happy now. :} Hopefully, people continue to post tomorrow, and this isn't just a one day thing.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I meant for this to be super depressing, and sad.

      It became something entirely different.

    3. Dargene

      Dargene

      Waiting for moar ppl to post before i do ;P

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      Well I'm clearly the whole reason that this thing is doing well because I'm so amazing. I mean, until I posted, people were like, "OH, pfft, Winston. Durr." And then I posted. And godliness.

  22. *Posts Forum Roleplay. Quickly ducks under a table and cowers in fear.*

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    2. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      LOLWHATWILLPOSTED

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      o.e

      I'm not sure how to respond to that.

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      -fuq the system-

  23. Today, I drew Will and Domelvia, yaaay! http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd489/cowwsgomoo/photo5-1.jpg No matter how hard I try, the HANDS are always TOO SMALL. ;m;

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    2. Dyn

      Dyn

      Kay, I forgive you.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I have been FORGIVEN.

    4. Dyn

      Dyn

      Fep, but for others, the cat's out of the bag.

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