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  1. Porkour.
    1.1/10 More I see you, better the fame goes up
  2. Porkour.
    1/10 I dont know you at all.
  3. Porkour.
    5/10
  4. Porkour.
    8/10
  5. Porkour.

    Björkgarr's Shelf Life: ∞

    1. Ever

      Ever

      not sure if infinity sign or pig snout

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      So... kill Porkour, wait for him to respawn, kill him again.

      Food problem solved.

  6. Porkour.

    oink

  7. Porkour.

    Writing my lore and future charter.

    1. Griff

      Griff

      Make sure to not shelf yer piggy! I still remember you, despite shortly, in Old Alras. Had quite a laugh. Server needs people like you!

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      I would happily grant a plot of land to in Alras for a pig village or something haha. Count Piglets von Bacon.

      Looking forward to this, though.

  8. Porkour.

    Björkgarr loves his new profile background.

    1. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      Sexay.

    2. K'orr/Kungg <3

      K'orr/Kungg <3

      Do want.

  9. Porkour.

    oink

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    2. OrangeAngel

      OrangeAngel

      I will be hunting you for your bacon... You better watch :)

    3. Benedick Irontounge

      Benedick Irontounge

      Urghhttp://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/52485-ban-report-on-porkour/

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      <3 Oink.

  10. Porkour.

    oink. ASUS G74 Gaming Laptop

    1. Ever

      Ever

      GRANT ME YOUR BACO-...laptop!

  11. Porkour.

    Working on the lore of the pig that came to be.

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      Oh god YES

  12. Porkour.

    Withdrawing my GM app.

    1. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      No need to do that. You seem pretty cool. :3

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      Don't do that.

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Already done.

  13. Porkour.

    I went into surgery last night, and came out...well...cancer-free. I am going to rest easy, and come back to Minecraft after a recovery. I love painkillers...

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    2. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      Glad to hear you're cancer freed bud! I wish you a speedy and easy recovery!

    3. Sinstrite

      Sinstrite

      That's great news, I wish you the best in staying healthy, and we're all here if you need us.

    4. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      <3 Porky, I will always be here to brush your porkyness and give you lots of truffles to eat.

  14. Porkour.

    When I die, I want my body cremated and my ashes sprinkled over the Krispy Kreme.

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      When I die... Wait, I cant die *Scoffs* Pathetic mortals.

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      When I die, I want to be cremated, and my ahse spread over the pacifique ocean.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Doctors said eight months...tops.

  15. Porkour.

    If you had less than a year to live, what would you do?

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    2. Faeyin

      Faeyin

      Spend as much of the time as physically possible volunteering and raising money for charitable organizations. If you have to go and want to make a mark, might as well make it in a positive way!

    3. Rhisereld

      Rhisereld

      Throw away all reponsibilities, eat chocolate and play LotC 24/7.

    4. Jexdane

      Jexdane

      ^ dat

  16. Porkour.

    Going to the clinic to know the diagnosis of the cancer. Wish they could have just told me at my house than having to go over there. Its not like a spy tapped my phoneline. Im really not looking forward to travelling 22 miles to the state hospital.

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Ive had cancer for two years. The last occurrence was a brain tumour under my axis that was causing mild sickness, vision disturbances and intense migraines.

    3. Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Hope you get better! Even though I don't know you. :P

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      If you are on LOTC and you see a player in a pig skin, under the name Porkour...that's me.

  17. Porkour.

    I haz cancer. I dont drink, I dont smoke, and my doctor has to run some tests tomorrow to further diagnose it. Fingers crossed its not something bad. =[

    1. Ever

      Ever

      You kick cancer's ass. That's an order.

    2. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      Geez...I hope you

      get better

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      I actually dont know what my diagnosis is at the moment, but awhile back in late 2010, a small tumor was removed from my cervical region. Thats C1-C7 for you anatomy junkies. This may or may not be a reccurence, because Im not experiencing anything but back pain. Doctor said from the xrays, its a tumor, but they arent sure what it is. Ill know in due time.

  18. Porkour.

    To oink, or not to oink? That is the question!

    1. Ever

      Ever

      http://mrbadak.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/grant-me-your-bacon.jpg
    2. Hazia

      Hazia

      to be bacon, or to be bacon. THAT is the question

  19. Porkour.

    Support me in my shot at becoming a GM! http://bit.ly/gmlotcpork

  20. Porkour.

    Should I rp a pig in 2.0?

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    2. Beneh

      Beneh

      No, your dwarf will be better ;)

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      My dwarf character isnt even approved by the dwarves yet.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      My dwarf character isnt even approved by the dwarves yet.

  21. Porkour.

    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

    1. Wolf Druid Ouity

      Wolf Druid Ouity

      META I H4V3 HO0D OLOLOL

    2. Ever

      Ever

      Oink?

    3. Wolf Druid Ouity

      Wolf Druid Ouity

      Status -> derailed.

  22. Porkour.

    I donated $100. What did you do to help the server today?

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      I oinked.

    3. Friendly Guy

      Friendly Guy

      50$ Donated

    4. atticusmas

      atticusmas

      70$ donated

  23. Porkour.

    Voting is like waking up every morning...you do it every day.

    1. Neri

      Neri

      I should hope so too! ;) (Waking up I mean!)

    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      I think I need to rig my alarm clock to auto-vote at mine-status, everytime I hit the snooze button.

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      I think I need to rig my alarm clock to auto-vote at mine-status, everytime I hit the snooze button.

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