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  1. Porkour.
    S. Gringko wakes up from his dilapidated bed with the most painful headache. His neck swollen and bruised from nightmares and rubbing on the bed frame.
  2. Porkour.
    Like the subheading says. Totally not Russian.
  3. Porkour.
    S tinkers with some gadgets and thinks to himself. "Thees ele-a tuu dry fur leeking. Smuut ele-a better. I hefe-a fery guud dey. Vhere-a is Neekulei? Moost shoo heem noo infenshun" ((This ale too dry for liking. Smooth ale better. I have very good day. Where is Nikolai? Must show him new invention))
  4. Porkour.

    When out on a picnic, spray your food with bug spray so the bugs stay away.

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    2. Temp

      Temp

      Mm Mm Food poisoning. Can't get enough.

    3. LPT

      LPT

      Finally, I'm not the only one.

    4. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      To be fair temp it wouldnt be the FOOD that'd kill you..

  5. Porkour.

    oink

    1. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      oink

    2. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      Moo.

  6. Porkour.
    What is green cactus? Is it like paraphernalia?
  7. Porkour.
    I find time to get on. It's hard to play when I'm working smack dab in the middle of the day. 6/10
  8. Porkour.
    1/10 Me neither
  9. Porkour.
    9/10
  10. Porkour.
    10/10 YOU KNOW IT!
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    1/10
  12. Porkour.

    When the little white packet says "DO NOT EAT!" it only means the wrapper.

  13. Porkour.

    My parents are the type of people that try things once to see if they like it. I'm an only child... I really am.

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    2. craotor

      craotor

      You probably an acident

    3. Enyahs V.

      Enyahs V.

      Just imagine how you were made if that is the case...Infact...No probably not for the best now that I think about it. -scarred for life-

    4. ~TheDerpyBeagle~

      ~TheDerpyBeagle~

      LOL

  14. Porkour.

    ʇno ʇı ʎɹp oʇ sǝʇnuıɯ ɟo ǝןdnoɔ ɐ ɹoɟ ʇı buıʌɐʍoɹɔıɯ ʎɹʇ 'doʇdɐן ɹo ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ oʇuo ɹǝʇɐʍ ןןıds noʎ ɟı

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    2. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      I'm not sure it's the best idea to spill water on your phone or laptop in the first place, but you certainly shouldn't microwave it to dry it out.

    3. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      I could read it without turning my laptop over :p

    4. Weeberlore(Seardrick)

      Weeberlore(Seardrick)

      ^^ Ditto

  15. Porkour.

    If somebody is lying on the floor in pain, crying, and you have a cell phone, lodging the phone in their throat will often stop the crying.

    1. Goldd

      Goldd

      lol...

    2. Glasiconas

      Glasiconas

      I... Never looked at it that way, but good point.

  16. Porkour.

    Every classroom has one insanely attractive, super popular kid that everyone loves. If you can't tell who it is, it's still not you.

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    2. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      Being popular is too mainstream.

    3. Pum!

      Pum!

      Well... I don't think anybody knows that person in the classroom but me. I must be that person!~

    4. Yoff

      Yoff

      I'm best friends with that person.

  17. Porkour.

    What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

    1. Taiga

      Taiga

      For that, there's MasterCard, for all your butchering supplies! >:3

    2. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      *hiss* your jokes are bad and you should feel bad!

    3. Mingpow321

      Mingpow321

      Porkour, I love you.

  18. Porkour.

    One pig to rule them all...

    1. Glaran

      Glaran

      *Thumbs up*

    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      One pig to find them...

    3. cometking123

      cometking123

      and in the darkness bind them.

  19. Porkour.

    Does the community want me to moderate the forums? The choice is not for me to decide.

    1. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Guardian Hog of the Forums, is that what I hear right now?

  20. Porkour.
    You did the right thing coming back with force, now that you updated your guild. Congrats for coming back, piggeh loves you.
  21. Porkour.

    Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend – fudge

    1. Sifhalla

      Sifhalla

      Vanilla ice cream is better...

  22. Porkour.

    oink

  23. Porkour.

    Thus, the Emperor of Oren oinketh!

    1. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      And on that day, everyone had a grilled porkchop, everyone said the emperor was good, but he tasted even better

      The end

  24. Porkour.

    oink

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    2. Sifhalla

      Sifhalla

      Porky, come over so I can eat you up! Giggity

    3. Xerxes_XIII 2

      Xerxes_XIII 2

      An intellectual statement if I have ever heard one! I agree one hundred percent, ser pig.

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      ^ Cluck cluck?

  25. Porkour.

    Keep LOTC down until its fixed. We're in no rush. Take your time.

    1. Astraeus

      Astraeus

      Indeed, better something that keeps working, instead of something jittery.

    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Im in no rush, just jamming to some 80s, 90s, and 00s music.

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Im in no rush, just jamming to some 80s, 90s, and 00s music.

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