Porkour.

You can't really win the game because when you think of the game, you lose.

What is the average wingspan of a laden swallow?

I agree whole heartedely. It used to be all fun and games with RP/PVP. We did fine for a great two years, why change now? This ruins the whole Minecraft's #1 Roleplaying server motto we used to have. The fact that any one person can just declare PVP default gives no chance for a person that just wants to rp, any time to defend themselves. It is what it is now. I think everyone that wants to just rp, centralize themselves into one giant settlement so we can enjoy what little we have left of roleplaying.

Mc Name: Porkour Skype: Porkour. Timezone: Pacific Standard GMT -7 IC Name: "Judas" Race: Pigman Age: 132 Current Allegiances: Rivalia Past Jobs: Artificer, Archivist, Monitor Skills: Telepathy (rp /msg), Vault master, Fluent in native dialects.

OOC: Username: Porkour Timezone: GMT -7 (PST) Activity: Frequent Skype ((If you have one)): Porkour. (Note the period) IC: Name: Atgaard Overseer Björkgarr Age: 564 Combat ability: Blacksmithing Magical ability, if any?:

The Trade Republic of Atgaard

Björkgarr - Pigman - Porkour

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Björkgarr signs a note stating its interest.

But you must read. Pig don't post for craps and giggles. Well maybe pig does. (00)

Skype Chat brought from the archives: Dated June 12, 2012 [4:25:00 AM] solemntear: Its deco, add me you unworthy **** so i can grumble at you [9:42:43 AM] Floop: Floop has shared contact details with Caoimeh. [9:43:48 AM] Floop: what the hell were you and lyweneth rambling about that I got pulled into that woke me up from my phone buzzing about like it was a vibrator.... @_@ its 9. in . the . morning [9:43:53 AM] Floop: GEEZUS [5:37:24 PM] Caoimeh: Hey floop [5:37:28 PM] Caoimeh: Floop [5:37:31 PM] Caoimeh: Floop [5:37:35 PM] Caoimeh: Floop [5:37:38 PM] Caoimeh: Hey [5:37:40 PM] Caoimeh: Floop [5:37:51 PM] Caoimeh: HEY FLOOP [5:37:52 PM] Floop: yes? [5:37:53 PM] Caoimeh: Hey [5:37:56 PM] Caoimeh: Hi [5:37:59 PM] Floop: entire livestream of 50 peopel just saw you scream at me [5:38:00 PM] Floop: lol [5:38:02 PM] Caoimeh: :3 [5:38:10 PM] Caoimeh: HI PEIPLE [5:38:15 PM] Caoimeh: **** YOU ALL [5:38:26 PM] Floop: OOOK.... shutting down livestream for now [5:38:27 PM] Floop: lol [5:38:40 PM] Caoimeh: Anyway, floop la bloop, you still on Fallen Earth? [5:38:45 PM] Floop: mhmm [5:38:50 PM] Caoimeh: Nah ill be a good gitl [5:38:51 PM] Floop: thats what I was livestreaming [5:39:08 PM] Caoimeh: Imma be headed home soon [5:39:13 PM] Caoimeh: YYou wanna play with me? [5:39:17 PM] Floop: sure [5:39:21 PM] Floop: when ya get home? [5:39:37 PM] Caoimeh: Uhmmmmm [5:40:17 PM] Caoimeh: Well were at Freds corner store... its only like 10 minutes really, but i unno if theybwqnna make another stop or not [5:40:42 PM] Floop: they? [5:40:59 PM] Caoimeh: Im just sittin here on my donughnut butt pillow thing they gave me derping oon this laggy phon [5:41:04 PM] Caoimeh: Heather and JJaime [5:41:11 PM] Caoimeh: They wanted cancer sticka [5:41:16 PM] Caoimeh: Sticks* [5:41:25 PM] Caoimeh: Ciggarettes and the like [5:41:28 PM] Floop: cancer sticks? oh... [5:41:30 PM] Caoimeh: Bloody addicts [5:41:42 PM] Floop: You call them cancer sticks? lol nice [5:41:48 PM] Caoimeh: You still on the stream? [5:41:57 PM] Floop: nah [5:42:00 PM] Floop: shut down procaster [5:42:02 PM] Caoimeh: Awww [5:42:12 PM] Floop: editing channel [5:42:17 PM] Caoimeh: I wanted to wave at everyone like an idiot [5:42:19 PM] Floop: lol [5:42:21 PM] Caoimeh: Like hiiiiiii [5:42:21 PM] Floop: they already saw [5:42:25 PM] Floop: quite prominently [5:42:27 PM] Caoimeh: Am a decoz [5:42:44 PM] Floop: waiting for my channel to verify [5:42:52 PM] Floop: once I get that msg from livestream.com [5:42:58 PM] Floop: I can edit my channel perfectallly [5:42:59 PM] Caoimeh: FIFTEEN SECOND FAMOUS DECO WAS FAMOUS FOR FIFTEEN SECONDS [5:43:26 PM] Caoimeh: Also, what should I name my little southern belle brat? [5:43:35 PM] Floop: lol [5:44:34 PM] Floop: deco [5:44:39 PM] Floop: sounds like a southern belle brat. [5:44:42 PM] Floop: :3 [5:44:54 PM] Deco: Make sure you never forget you got procaster on and start doing a porn flash animation with 70 people watching [5:45:09 PM] Floop: .... [5:45:14 PM] Floop: smh. [5:45:15 PM] Deco: DECO AM A IRISH [5:45:25 PM] Deco: Smh? [5:45:39 PM] Floop: shake my head @ porn comment [5:45:45 PM] Floop: only you.. [5:45:46 PM] Deco: Whaaaaaat [5:45:49 PM] Floop: ONLY you whould say that. [5:45:58 PM] Deco: Im a smut seller and a pevert [5:46:08 PM] Deco: You expect anything else? [5:46:48 PM] Deco: I has a creamsicle [5:46:52 PM] Deco: Is nummy [5:47:16 PM] Floop: o.e [5:47:18 PM] Floop: you crazeh girl [5:47:20 PM] Floop: lol [5:47:23 PM] Floop: CRASEHH [5:47:29 PM] Deco: Nu [5:47:32 PM] Deco: Am deco [5:47:46 PM] Deco: But really, what should I name her? [5:47:51 PM] Floop: "No, Im "box...deco" see? mmmm! [5:47:59 PM] Floop: if you get the reference, youll laugh [5:48:09 PM] Deco: God damn this is yummy [5:48:25 PM] Floop: Deco the Lamb Slayer? [5:48:32 PM] Deco: Its like... frozen orange colored sex in my mouth [5:48:46 PM] Deco: I mean what [5:49:17 PM] Floop: *takes notes.... "frozen *scribbles a bit, "orange colored sex..." *dots the period, "in mouth..." anything else miss deco? [5:49:36 PM] Deco: Yes [5:50:06 PM] Deco: Cowtails look like goatse if you suck the cream middle out [5:50:57 PM] Deco: RUIN ALL THE CANDY [5:51:40 PM] Deco: I think Ill name my girl 'Decora, raper of Floops' [5:52:09 PM] Deco: You know im acting up because theres no stream, right? [5:52:34 PM] Floop: *slowly lifts his monacle, stuffing it down his pocket, lifting the brim of his top hat in shock, lowering his clipboard, and slowly setting the pen down, as the shrink runs out of the office, in a koolaid man fashion* [5:52:59 PM] Deco: Lulz [5:53:16 PM] Deco: Imma be a seapony [5:53:28 PM] Floop: ............. [5:53:29 PM] Floop: lol [5:53:38 PM] Floop: *reads over rest of what you wrote [5:53:45 PM] Floop: ...decora the raper of floop. [5:53:46 PM] Floop: D: [5:53:49 PM] Deco: Floop be doop floop floop be doop floop be doop floop flopp **** yew~ [5:54:12 PM] Deco: I am hiiiiiiiigh [5:54:19 PM] Deco: Love painkillers [5:54:26 PM] Deco: Oooooooh **** yeeeeeees [5:54:47 PM] Deco: Food tastes so good when they pump you beforehand [5:55:01 PM] Deco: Everything tastes like sex [5:55:09 PM] Deco: orgy quality sex [5:55:33 PM] Deco: Also, a spatula is somehow involved in all of this [5:55:48 PM] Deco: Dont ask me how though [5:55:51 PM] Floop: I dont even want to know how a spatual fits into this. [5:56:02 PM] Floop: OMG LMFAO [5:56:12 PM] Deco: You needa save this log for later [5:56:20 PM] Deco: Wuh [5:56:25 PM] Deco: WAIT NO [5:56:31 PM] Deco: YOUBNEED YOUR ASS [5:56:45 PM] Deco: WHAT WILL I RAPE WITH THE SPATULA? ! [5:57:01 PM] Floop: http://goatse.cx/, they are making emails for it. [5:57:12 PM] Floop: so imagine getting an email from [email protected] [5:57:24 PM] Deco: Im high, but not high enough to cclick that [5:57:36 PM] Floop: lol [5:57:54 PM] Deco: I licked a car once [5:58:09 PM] Deco: It burnt my tounge cause the car was out in the ssun [5:58:15 PM] Deco: Moral of the story [5:58:19 PM] Deco: Pancakes [5:59:30 PM] Deco: Floop [5:59:33 PM] Floop: Im so saving this log. [5:59:46 PM] Deco: Save all the logs man [5:59:54 PM] Deco: Save the llogs, ride a cowboy [5:59:55 PM] Floop: SAVE /ALL/ THE LOGS [6:00:13 PM] Deco: Recycle [6:00:16 PM] Deco: ItIt saves logs [6:00:18 PM] Floop: I went and took one of my ecstacy pills right now and I still dont think im as fucked up as you right now. [6:00:38 PM] Deco: Im gettin fucked? [6:00:48 PM] Deco: How [6:00:51 PM] Floop: o.e [6:00:56 PM] Deco: Im all aloje in the car [6:01:05 PM] Deco: Is this invisuble man sex [6:01:12 PM] Deco: What is this [6:01:18 PM] Deco: I wanna be invisible [6:01:24 PM] Deco: You know ehat id do [6:01:30 PM] Floop: be invisible? [6:01:30 PM] Deco: IfIf i was inviaible [6:01:42 PM] Floop: you wouldnt be seen! [6:01:46 PM] Deco: I would sit in the middle of a walmart [6:01:57 PM] Floop: uho. [6:02:03 PM] Deco: And hide in the toy aisle with aall the balls [6:02:14 PM] Deco: And id just jump iut and go [6:02:22 PM] Deco: Arrararararataraa [6:02:22 PM] Floop: and throw them at people [6:02:27 PM] Deco: And throw balls at people [6:02:38 PM] Deco: And they be all like [6:02:48 PM] Deco: Da **** whybthere balls iin my face [6:02:53 PM] Deco: And id be like [6:02:54 PM] Floop: because you am dedo [6:02:55 PM] Floop: deco [6:02:57 PM] Deco: Because your a ***** [6:03:00 PM] Floop: or... that [6:03:11 PM] Deco: Id dobit tto like [6:03:15 PM] Deco: All the oold ladies [6:03:29 PM] Deco: And id take thier old lady glasses [6:03:33 PM] Deco: And run around [6:03:41 PM] Deco: andthe tbey think the glasses are haungex [6:03:53 PM] Deco: And they call in the ghost adventuee guys [6:04:05 PM] Deco: And i make them think imma ghost [6:04:22 PM] Deco: And tell them a lotta bullshit about the afterlife [6:04:34 PM] Deco: And be like theres no ******* hell [6:05:00 PM] Deco: Hell isto the coeber in the bar where the ugly white girls sit and steal all your pipcorn [6:05:06 PM] Deco: And tbey call you FAT [6:05:25 PM] Deco: Becuase they mean [6:05:29 PM] Deco: An [6:05:43 PM] Deco: IId grab that one ghost adventure guys' butt [6:05:56 PM] Deco: Becuase when the ghosts touch him on the ahow [6:06:01 PM] Deco: He squeals like a ***** [6:06:07 PM] Deco: Sobimma grab his ass [6:06:40 PM] Deco: Brb [6:06:56 PM] Deco: I dropped my hat [6:07:39 PM] Floop: @_@ [6:14:22 PM] Deco: Im stupid [6:14:31 PM] Deco: I forgot i disnt have a hat [6:14:37 PM] Floop: oh deco.. [6:14:42 PM] Deco: Mybsandal fll off thoug [6:14:47 PM] Deco: The flippy flopy one [6:15:01 PM] Deco: Oh [6:15:02 PM] Deco: AAn [6:15:07 PM] Deco: We gun go to hardess [6:15:10 PM] Deco: AAjd get noms [6:15:15 PM] Floop: hardess? [6:15:16 PM] Deco: And then we gonna go home [6:15:27 PM] Deco: And imma play wit chu whioe ibhigh [6:15:31 PM] Deco: Hardees [6:15:38 PM] Deco: The starfish burger place [6:15:46 PM] Floop: m..hmm.. [6:15:50 PM] Deco: With the hamburger [6:16:00 PM] Deco: Its lioe [6:16:07 PM] Deco: Redneckmcdonal [6:16:32 PM] Floop: I see [6:16:33 PM] Deco: Floop [6:16:36 PM] Floop: yes deco? [6:16:38 PM] Deco: What should i get [6:16:46 PM] Deco: I unno what tto eat [6:17:08 PM] Floop: a hamburger [6:17:16 PM] Deco: Bu whi h one [6:17:22 PM] Deco: Theres like [6:17:23 PM] Floop: I dunno what they sell [6:17:31 PM] Deco: Al lot od em [6:17:37 PM] Floop: were redneck here... but we aint got hardess, either that or I havent searched around for it [6:17:47 PM] Deco: THEY SELL FOOD YOU STUPIDHEAD [6:18:00 PM] Deco: How the **** [6:18:05 PM] Deco: DoDo you not has a hardees [6:18:09 PM] Deco: Its hardess [6:18:17 PM] Deco: You applelicker [6:18:23 PM] Deco: Yeah you heaed mme [6:18:29 PM] Deco: YoYou lick apples [6:18:35 PM] Floop: im NOT an apple pie lickaer? [6:18:40 PM] Floop: NO, NEVAR [6:18:40 PM] Deco: Aplllpleapplelicker [6:18:50 PM] Floop: YOU RUB YOUR FACE IN APPLE PIE! [6:18:58 PM] Deco: Is good [6:19:23 PM] Floop: lol [6:21:31 PM] Deco: Imma get [6:21:36 PM] Deco: Sweet potato fries [6:21:38 PM] Deco: Ya [6:21:45 PM] Deco: Theyre orange [6:21:48 PM] Deco: Fuckingbirange [6:21:54 PM] Deco: ORANGE MAN [6:21:59 PM] Floop: ORANGE [6:22:02 PM] Floop: ORANGEEE? [6:22:09 PM] Deco: Ya [6:22:35 PM] Deco: They good [6:22:41 PM] Deco: Like kettle corn [6:22:46 PM] Deco: BuBut nit gross [6:22:58 PM] Floop: ive had them before :3 [6:23:07 PM] Deco: ARENT THEY GOOD [6:23:12 PM] Deco: oh my gid [6:23:22 PM] Deco: ArAre there opoptatos in fallen earh [6:23:27 PM] Deco: Please.saybyes [6:23:35 PM] Deco: WaWant my girl to like sweet potqota [6:23:44 PM] Floop: yup [6:23:50 PM] Deco: Sweeeeert potatos [6:23:54 PM] Deco: With honeu [6:24:12 PM] Deco: Imma make her liketo savory sweet stuff [6:24:19 PM] Deco: Honey roasted chicken [6:24:28 PM] Floop: lol [6:24:34 PM] Deco: Sweet varlic bread [6:24:38 PM] Deco: Sweet potato cries [6:24:42 PM] Deco: Uhm [6:24:47 PM] Deco: Ihm [6:24:49 PM] Deco: Uhm [6:24:50 PM] Deco: **** [6:24:58 PM] Floop: sweet tea? lol? [6:25:04 PM] Floop: southern swag. [6:25:04 PM] Deco: **** kettle corn [6:25:10 PM] Deco: Yeah [6:25:57 PM] Deco: And caramel apples [6:26:01 PM] Deco: Granny smith apples [6:26:08 PM] Deco: Carrots [6:26:15 PM] Deco: Beets and cream [6:26:19 PM] Deco: Mincemeat.pie [6:26:22 PM] Deco: Lemonade [6:26:31 PM] Floop: deco. [6:26:35 PM] Floop: she eats deco. [6:26:45 PM] Deco: Yeah [6:26:51 PM] Deco: Wait [6:26:59 PM] Deco: WAITBNO [6:27:03 PM] Deco: Normal [6:27:04 PM] Deco: No [6:27:06 PM] Deco: NoNo [6:27:06 PM] Deco: No [6:27:18 PM] Deco: Indont wqnna be ate by a little girl [6:27:28 PM] Deco: Theybgonna arest meto ffor heing a pedo [6:27:35 PM] Floop: how about a floop? floop gonna eat you. [6:27:39 PM] Deco: IBDONT WANT TO BE ON DATELIJE [6:27:46 PM] Deco: Floop is a bitxh [6:27:49 PM] Deco: He no eat deco [6:27:55 PM] Floop: *Cries [6:27:58 PM] Deco: He sucks on apples [6:28:01 PM] Floop: ....... [6:28:03 PM] Floop: he no tassle [6:28:07 PM] Deco: But he canhug deco [6:28:10 PM] Deco: Yeah [6:28:13 PM] Deco: Hugbdeco [6:28:17 PM] Deco: Deoc fluffy [6:28:25 PM] Deco: AM FLOOF BUUT [6:28:31 PM] Deco: PET MAH BUTT [6:28:34 PM] Deco: IS FLUFFY [6:29:01 PM] Deco: Iblike my butt [6:29:08 PM] Deco: My butt has freckles [6:29:13 PM] Floop: im confuzzledddd [6:29:33 PM] Deco: When ibwas a little deco [6:29:39 PM] Deco: II loved appleoosa horsies [6:29:56 PM] Deco: Because they had apots on their butts [6:29:58 PM] Deco: Like me [6:30:14 PM] Floop: boxxy... thats the voice I imagine you in right now.. [6:30:19 PM] Deco: i have these freckles [6:30:21 PM] Deco: n mybhip [6:30:33 PM] Deco: They make a heart [6:30:39 PM] Deco: I have a cutie mark [6:30:42 PM] Deco: Am.decopony [6:30:53 PM] Deco: **** TWILIGHT [6:31:03 PM] Deco: DECO AM BEST PONY [6:31:20 PM] Deco: Floop [6:31:28 PM] Deco: Floo [6:31:33 PM] Deco: Flopp [6:31:45 PM] Deco: FFloo be doop [6:31:47 PM] Floop: yes? [6:31:55 PM] Deco: Floop be doop [6:31:59 PM] Deco: Floop floop [6:32:01 PM] Deco: Be [6:32:03 PM] Deco: doop [6:32:18 PM] Deco: Decobpony is a seapony [6:32:25 PM] Deco: Am a goodnsinger [6:32:28 PM] Deco: Yeah [6:32:41 PM] Deco: Am really hi arent i [6:32:45 PM] Deco: Yeah [6:32:47 PM] Deco: I am [6:33:00 PM] Deco: We gin be homes soon [6:33:09 PM] Deco: Inwanna play while m high [6:33:10 PM] Deco: Yah [6:33:14 PM] Deco: Itll be ffun [6:33:26 PM] Deco: Mmmjmm [6:33:56 PM] Floop: oh dear. [6:33:58 PM] Floop: lol :P [6:34:11 PM] Floop: you can see how epic my bike is [6:34:13 PM] Floop: and btw deco [6:34:15 PM] Floop: your welcome. [6:34:32 PM] Floop: me and some friends spent 7 hours breeding and training one of best horses in game for you [6:34:36 PM] Floop: total cost... 57 red. [6:34:53 PM] Floop: youll almost NEVER have to feed it [6:35:01 PM] Floop: has more stamina and efficiency than my motorcycle [6:35:09 PM] Floop: and we built that thing with best parts available [6:35:14 PM] Deco: Wow [6:35:22 PM] Deco: Really [6:35:25 PM] Floop: mhmm [6:35:30 PM] Deco: What color is it [6:35:32 PM] Floop: theres like 70 different horses. [6:35:35 PM] Floop: but this one is at top [6:35:37 PM] Floop: we dont know [6:35:39 PM] Deco: It needs to be floop color [6:35:41 PM] Floop: weve never seen one [6:35:43 PM] Floop: its so rare. [6:35:47 PM] Floop: because of its cost. [6:36:00 PM] Deco: We gonna take pictures ofthe it [6:36:11 PM] Floop: mhmm [6:36:14 PM] Deco: And put it on the wiki [6:36:17 PM] Floop: when we made it [6:36:23 PM] Deco: I love you floopp [6:36:24 PM] Floop: it got title, of a combat vehicle [6:36:28 PM] Floop: so we dont know what to expect [6:36:33 PM] Floop: weve never seen a horse a combat vehicle lol [6:36:48 PM] Deco: Is it the charger? [6:37:03 PM] Floop: combat vehicle means like the spiked chopper, that can run over things with the front spikes, the buggy or car with mounted guns n stuff like that [6:37:11 PM] Floop: so... we dont know what to expect [6:37:13 PM] Floop: Idk [6:37:14 PM] Deco: Its a charger [6:37:20 PM] Floop: lol [6:37:24 PM] Floop: could be [6:37:28 PM] Floop: took a ton of rare cloth and leather [6:37:29 PM] Deco: Means i can probably run people down [6:37:30 PM] Floop: TON. [6:37:42 PM] Deco: Youbjust sobered me.the ffuck up [6:37:45 PM] Deco: Mostly [6:37:49 PM] Deco: II hope you now this [6:37:54 PM] Floop: that good or bad? [6:37:55 PM] Floop: :P [6:38:02 PM] Deco: And imma warn you now floop [6:38:07 PM] Deco: I might cry [6:38:22 PM] Deco: Nobody does nice **** like that for me [6:38:34 PM] Floop: we felt you deserved it [6:38:41 PM] Floop: after today n such [6:38:52 PM] Floop: and just cause were nice people :3 [6:38:53 PM] Deco: This past yyear iis the first in my life people have been kind to me [6:39:05 PM] Deco: Deserve it? [6:39:12 PM] Floop: something to cheer you up :D [6:39:13 PM] Deco: You mean because of my rant? [6:39:38 PM] Floop: no, you like horses, you seem to have had a bad day.. .or not, based on painkillers lol [6:39:51 PM] Floop: so we figured, hell, lets get you the best horse in the game. [6:39:55 PM] Deco: I dont like horses [6:40:00 PM] Deco: IIblove tthem [6:40:07 PM] Floop: you dont realize deco [6:40:10 PM] Floop: I was about to have a heart attack [6:40:11 PM] Floop: lol [6:40:16 PM] Floop: when you said I dont like them.. [6:40:25 PM] Deco: Ill tell you a stoey when i get home [6:40:31 PM] Floop: when you were talking to me this morning [6:40:38 PM] Floop: we started crafting and getting all the parts [6:40:42 PM] Floop: and crafting parts for it [6:40:46 PM] Floop: then just now at 6 something [6:40:48 PM] Floop: it finished [6:41:02 PM] Floop: mmk [6:41:48 PM] Floop: oh.. and most horses have 4,000 stamina... and last about 20 minutes, with 40 efficiency. yours. has 60,000, with 350 efficiency. [6:42:10 PM] Floop: thats almost an entire week, 24/7. [6:42:33 PM] Floop: we hooked you up :D [6:42:48 PM] Floop: mainly... also because horsefeed is expensive as hell [6:42:59 PM] Floop: and we dont want to have to make 50 things of it a day for each person XD [6:45:30 PM] Floop: juu home yet [6:54:32 PM] Deco: just sat down [6:54:34 PM] Deco: oh god [6:54:34 PM] Deco: this burger [6:54:37 PM] Deco: is so good [6:54:51 PM] Deco: mm [6:54:52 PM] Deco: but yeah [6:54:54 PM] Deco: in awhile [6:54:55 PM] Deco: imma tell you [6:54:56 PM] Deco: a story [6:54:59 PM] Deco: otay? [6:55:04 PM] Floop: mmk [6:55:08 PM] Floop: but not yet! [6:55:10 PM] Floop: ima go take a shower [6:55:13 PM] Floop: brb [6:55:16 PM] Deco: otay [6:55:20 PM] Deco: Imma go work on making the chara [6:55:23 PM] Deco: uhm [6:55:26 PM] Deco: you in ts [6:55:27 PM] Deco: or [6:55:33 PM] Deco: **** imma jsut sit here and eat [6:55:46 PM] Deco: so hungry [6:55:48 PM] Deco: havnt eaten in like [6:55:53 PM] Deco: almost 2 days [6:55:54 PM] Deco: **** [7:21:38 PM] Deco: floop [7:21:40 PM] Deco: floop [7:21:43 PM] Deco: hey [7:21:44 PM] Deco: floop [7:21:46 PM] Deco: hey [7:21:49 PM] Deco: floooooooooooooooooop [7:21:59 PM] Deco: fallen earth broke [7:25:22 PM] Floop: im back [7:25:25 PM] Floop: feel sexeh clean now [7:25:32 PM] Deco: fallen earth broke [7:25:37 PM] Deco: im depressed now [7:25:54 PM] Floop: it broke? [7:25:57 PM] Floop: im on it [7:26:02 PM] Deco: i cant update.. [7:26:11 PM] Deco: oph **** [7:26:14 PM] Deco: it worked this time [7:26:19 PM] Floop: hurray [7:26:20 PM] Floop: you in midway? [7:26:20 PM] Deco: get in ts [7:26:26 PM] Deco: decorah is [7:26:30 PM] Deco: but imma make a new chara [7:26:35 PM] Floop: mmk [7:26:41 PM] Floop: you can skip tutorial [7:26:46 PM] Floop: when it starts [7:26:49 PM] Floop: after you kill doctor [7:26:54 PM] Floop: go to computer screen it tells you to [7:26:59 PM] Floop: and hit skip tutorial

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Neripser is Respiren backwards

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