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  1. Porkour.
    I believe Magnus was Mr_GreeneHD
  2. Porkour.
    Oink
  3. Porkour.

    What lies beyond the Mists of Avalon?

    1. Lark

      Lark

      The Line to Mordor

  4. Porkour.

    Be there living rocks?

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      Someone rang?

    3. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      I remember a couple weeks ago some one was playing a talking boulder or something on the side of the road that leads to the dwarf place.

    4. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      There was a talking cow in the fringe in the first few weeks.

  5. Porkour.

    Be there giants?

    1. Lark

      Lark

      Here be Pork-eaters

    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      There be if the ET ever looked at the bundle of ideas I sent them.

  6. Porkour.
    Mc Name: Porkour Skype: Porkour. Timezone: Pacific Standard GMT -7 IC Name: "Judas" Race: Pigman Age: 132 Current Allegiances: Rivalia Past Jobs: Artificer, Archivist, Monitor Skills: Telepathy (rp /msg), Vault master, Fluent in native dialects.
  7. Porkour.
    OOC: Username: Porkour Timezone: GMT -7 (PST) Activity: Frequent Skype ((If you have one)): Porkour. (Note the period) IC: Name: Atgaard Overseer Björkgarr Age: 564 Combat ability: Blacksmithing Magical ability, if any?:
  8. Porkour.

    Its Porkour's Birthday!

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    2. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      Happy Birthday!

    3. ski_king3

      ski_king3

      Happy Birthday.

    4. Thatpyrodude

      Thatpyrodude

      hbd

  9. Porkour.

    Never hit a man with glasses. To be effective, hit him with something much bigger and heavier.

    1. Agith

      Agith

      Like your rump?

  10. Porkour.

    What kind of dinosaur is Yoshi?

    1. Lark

      Lark

      A yoshi.

    2. Heff

      Heff

      A t-REX?

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      A Namekian

  11. Porkour.

    Most Australians carry a wombat with them in the pouch of their riding kangaroo, just in case.

    1. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      .

    2. 3andD

      3andD

      .

    3. Samsan99

      Samsan99

      Yes the wombat makes quick work of the damned drop bears!

  12. Porkour.

    Everything in life is less enjoyable if you have to pee.

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      wise words

    2. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      Thanks for reminding me... thanks a ton.

  13. Porkour.

    I'd rather sit naked on an iceberg serenaded by Rebecca Black for the rest of my life than let anyone see the full history of things I've googled.

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    2. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      furries

    3. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      -hax the pig to see history- wow, much pron. such dirty. Very not clean

    4. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Pig porn?

  14. Porkour.

    T-Rex's were only angry and aggressive because their arms weren't long enough to hug one another.

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    2. Haelphon

      Haelphon

      #nolove

    3. aron.

      aron.

      #SaveT-rex

    4. Bakerismaxamis

      Bakerismaxamis

      Lawl.

  15. Porkour.

    Studying to be an Oracle PL/SQL Development Certified Associate or OCA.

    1. Devin~

      Devin~

      Awesome, Good luck

  16. Porkour.

    Facebook is going to start making high school reunions really awkward. "John! I haven't seen you in ten years! Wow, what have you been up to since that nap you took at 3 o'clock this afternoon?"

  17. Porkour.

    When your significant other asks you to take them somewhere expensive for your anniversary, take them to the gas station and lament about how expensive gas has gotten.

    1. Steampunk Alchemist

      Steampunk Alchemist

      I smell... GENIUS!

  18. Porkour.

    Dora the Explorer is nearsighted. If it is not within 30 feet, Dora can't see it.

    1. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      Sounds like me except replace 30 with 5

  19. Porkour.

    Always keep a doughnut in your vehicle to bribe police officers just in case you're pulled over.

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    2. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      Fling them out the window during the police chase.

    3. Kaun

      Kaun

      -watches popo turn into hoovies after sandviches-

    4. 3VN

      3VN

  20. Porkour.

    Babies are not dishwasher safe.

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    2. NomadGaia

      NomadGaia

      They aren't?! *Takes baby out of the dishwasher

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      *looks at shirt baby wears* "It says its machine washable, tumble dry"

    4. Maletone Blazebeard (Aqua)

      Maletone Blazebeard (Aqua)

      *looks at self "It may not be dishwasher safe but it sure as hell is machine was safe! -sets dial to speed wash-

  21. Porkour.

    Volkswagen invented the Beetle so people could have an excuse to punch strangers.

  22. Porkour.

    The way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach. It's through his chest with a sharp object.

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    2. Lark

      Lark

      The way to a Lark's heart is a gift of iron and some cake.

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      The Ways to Uthor is Ale, Food, Fighting, and wife

    4. Redbaron™

      Redbaron™

      Fight me Uthor, everyone knows you paid Lion to shoot me so Uthor didn't die ;)

  23. Porkour.

    When you see pigs fly it means Windows has become open source

    1. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      Oh, I get it. Because your name has 'pork' in it, right?

  24. Porkour.

    FACT: For blind people it's always a blind date.

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      How do blind people even know they exist?

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      They can feel and smell and taste and hear themselves bub

    4. saromon50

      saromon50

      I too taste myself when I doubt my existence.

  25. Porkour.

    TO DO: Become a teacher. Write a test in which all the answers are "Violence."

    1. Norman

      Norman

      Crap, I should've studied for this multiple choice test! I can't choose between 'violence' or 'violence' for question two!

    2. Dyn

      Dyn

      *Looks around, deciding to go the Joker route as he slams a kid's head into a pencil, taking the kid's test and pencil before cheating*

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