*As you enter the orcish desert, a stand is built where a big sign reads, " 'DAH LUNLY GOBO!" As they see you they begin singing a famous song of theirs.*
((Listen to this while reading
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjRzfAQqIk))
Aww skaaaaah!
Ged latz tuwelz rady iz 'bout tu goooo dun
Eberyazh in 'dah plaze het 'duh skahin' dek
Bud ztay un latz momskahin toez
Mi runnin' 'diz, lez gu [Chorus (Gobo-Pain)]
Mi awn 'e Vrargruk (Mi awn a Vrargruk)
Mi awn 'e Vrargruk (Mi awn a Vrargruk)
Eberyazh luuk ad mi cuz mi riddin' awn 'e Vrargruk (riddin' awn a Vrargruk)
Mi awn 'e Vrargruk (Mi awn a Vrargruk)
Mi awn 'e Vrargruk
Tayke 'e hozh hurd peep ad 'duh momoskahin' Vrargruk (Vrargruk, yub.) [The Lonely Goboz (Gobo-Pain)]
Mi awn 'e Vrargruk momoskahur tayk 'e peep ad mi
Ztraight flowin awn 'e Vrargruk 'een 'duh flat yullow dezurt
Bustin' fiive knotz, wend whippin' oud mi loin cloth
Lat can nub stawp mi momoskahur cuz mi awn 'e Vrargruk
Tayk 'e peck, treck (treck) mi awn 'e Vrargruk, betch (betch)
Wi drunkin' Halvin' Bluuud, cuz iz su crizp (crizpeh)
Mi gawt mi loin cloth, agh mi gobo-floppies
Mi flippin' twiggeh burgerz, lat ad Kinko's straight flippin' copies
Mi ridin awn 'e Vrargruk, doin' flips agh sheeet
'deh Vrargruks keckin', gettin e'rybody all zandy
But 'dizz ain't Dezurtworld, 'diz 'es real az
'eet getz
Mi awn 'e Vrargruk momoskahin' Vrargruk, dun't lat ebar furget
Mi awn 'e Vrargruk agh, iz goin' fazt agh
Mi 'deh keng ub 'dah urukz, awn 'e Vrargruk lyke Luke
Ib lat awn 'deh zand, 'den lat sho' nub mi-oh
{Ged 'deh skah ub, 'dis Vrargruk iz REAL!!!}
Skah zand, mi awn 'e Vrargruk, momoskahur (momoskahur)
Skah hillz, mi climb mountinz, momoskahur (momoskahur)
Mi awn 'deh saddle wib mi boiz, momoskahur (yub)
'diz Vrargruk myke noize, momoskahur
Ug momo, ib lat culd zee mi nuw (zee mi nuw)
Armz zpread wide un 'deh ztarboard bow (ztarboard bow)
Gunna ryde 'diz Vrargruk tuu 'deh muun zumehow (muun sumehow)
Lyke Raktar'Gorkil, anyting iz pozzible [Gobo-Pain]
Yeh, neber thught mid bi awn 'e Vrargruk
Iz 'e beg yullow dezurty road (yub)
KRUG~!! Peep ad mi, uh (Ulll handz awn dek)
Neber thught mid zee 'deh day
Wen 'e big Vrargruk comin' mi way
Belib mi wen mi zay, Mi skahed 'e feuruk
*The goblins bow as you carry on.*