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the1bow

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  1. "Agh wid hem, diez da Gorfjol blud lyne." ((Leaving the server. OOC complications are making me choose this decision. The Braduk boys, thanks for the G times <3. Kaydovee and his mob, thanks aswell. The people I have robbed/killed/enslaved/tortured/maimed/etc, thanks for the rp. Any one else I may be leaving out yeah thnx. I request (it its not too much trouble) my mc the1bow and this forum account be banned so it will not tampered with. I know exactly who would do it by I wont say for their benefit.))
  2. ((Basically the only rhinos on LOTC are Braduk rhinos. Bred in secrecy. Unless your character has killed one then unfortunetly your sword or whatever is invalid.))
  3. Gargant paces back and forth, resting his hand on the handle of his old gladius. He angrily listens to the report from the head goblin lieutenant, Gaurok. "Nubodeh attakz ah Braduk! Nubodeh! Ah wunt zentriez ohn eech kornah ob boff wollz, agh ah wunt boiz ohn da windowz. Rownd da klok patrolz on da owtzkurtz. Agh zend zum zkowtz tu dere fohrt." Gargant finishes his rant by flipping a table, before storming off.
  4. Ghazkull patrolled the front lines of his clan, each mounted on their rhinos. Beside him was his right hand man and bigboss, Gargant and his enforcer and warboss Durakai both holding the clan flag. The entire clan began riding from the fort to the city. Many stray orcs were seen, each were killed and attached to ropes pulled by the rhinos. When the clan arrived to the gates, it was obvious that the city wasnt going to have many in it. The three commanders decided it would suffice none the less. In the middle of the San'Orka, the clan came to a hault, and the bodies of the stray orcs were cut loose. Some of the clan members destroyed their homes at the city. Gargant and Durakai both planted their flags into the sand, and the clan left. Heading home. The display had been complete. The Braduks were alive. The Braduks would not submit to a "foreign" leader. "Bradukz utn ethn thedh"
  5. Today was the day orcs almost conquered Salvus. Thankyou for a killa unplanned event humies.

    1. Juzi

      Juzi

      Good job, Bow. We all did well out there.

    2. hjgklmn0ajuvxc
    3. Juzi

      Juzi

      Yeh mon.

  6. ((speech in italic is in Braduk slang, for the sake of reading)) Ghazkull had sent out goblins, but Gargant had not returned. He had sailed a years prior to find a chain of islands the Kenuk Braduks had sailed to after the undead raid in Aegis. Gargants goal was to find Maia, his maelifhn (lifemate) back in Kenuk. Rumours were thrown around that an orc baring blue pale skin walked amongst the islands the Kenukians set sail for. By ancient Braduk law, Gargant had to find her. By his own choice, he had to find her. A small boat hit the shore during the night between Melunz fort and the Braduk fort. Goblin watchmen saw it and alerted Ghazkull and his clanboss Durakai. The two were ready if it was an attack. But it was no infiltration. The worn out orc, known as Gargant rose from the boat, carrying a body. A female body. Covered in rags but it was obvious it had been torn, scratched a bitten. It was no orc at that point. A undead shadow of its former self, killed in the name of mercy. "Gargant, what has happened?" He said nothing. A look of anger, yet more of sadness hung on his face. "Gargant am alyve Ghazkull" Durakai said. "A shadoh ob hiz formah zelf." Gargant walked into the fort, clutching the body of his mate.
  7. Dat moment when your brother walks in on you singing

  8. I know that the the Andunians are the scotts, but are there any subraces/groups that cover germanic or gaulic culture

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    2. leave me alone

      leave me alone

      Teutonic is either German or Russian I'm pretty sure.

    3. ΚΨΙΞ

      ΚΨΙΞ

      I'm pretty sure 1bow is referring to the Germanic tribes.

    4. leave me alone
  9. ((As you do. But we were left standing. We won. Conquered. It was fun though.
  10. My fellow Australians, our prime minister ronald mcdonald has done many things in her time in office. But she has never adressed our anthem. Many Australians like our current one, but ya see, us ethnic aussies are a bit different. I will personally like to nom this song as our new anthem

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    2. Snake Plissken

      Snake Plissken

      Nah, this one would suit us better as a new anthem:

    3. problematic z
    4. the1bow

      the1bow

      Ethnic. Not of Australian nationality but lives in Australia

  11. Crime and punishment For those who are not killed on sight, or condemned to slavery, must suffer the brutal Braduk justice system. Do not convince it with any sort of act of justice though, for you will surely not survive an elven week when put through it. That, is a promise. Judging from your offence you will be condemned to one or more of the following executions. Some are clan member specific however. Crucifixion-The standard Braduk punishment. The victim will be nailed to a cross and strung up along the cities walls until they are dead. Post death, the body will rot. When the wood rots itself, the cross will fall apart. Only then will it be dismantled. Stoning-The victim will be either tied down or have their legs broken, and the clan will proceed to then throw rocks at the victim until death. Said person will be cut into pieces and piked around the city. Hanging-The victim will be publicly hung upside down with a bag around their head. A small wound will be cut along the neck, so blood will fill the bag. The victim will drown. Hung, drawn and quartered-The victim will be hung until the brink of suffocation, in which they will be cut down. They will then be disembowelled, emasculated and then cut into quarters to be piked around the city. Decimation (clan member specific)-In the event of disobeying a commanding officer in battle, the orc(s) will be lined up. Their comrades will bare clubs, and proceed to beat the offenders to death. Uihnce (clan member specific)-If a Braduk brings grave dishonour to themselves, their family, their superiors or clan, they will be ordered to commit the act of Uihnce, which is suicide. The typical ritual will result in the orc stabbing themselves in the heart with their golok.
  12. Need a debate with makka settled. Are there any sort of elephant on LotC. (Any kind of elephant at all)

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    2. the1bow

      the1bow

      aha. well back to the drawing board ay ghazzo

    3. Gaius ~ Sertorius Cagan

      Gaius ~ Sertorius Cagan

      There were Mammoths in Asulon ;)

    4. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      I actually had a joke book in Verden's room titled 'Elephants and other fairytales'.

  13. http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/85732-from-this-life/?p=745347 made a trailer for a new character coming up. snobby? yes. fully sick? yes.
  14. Am I the only one who is making a trailer for their new character?

  15. The undefeated Braduk clan The brothers of blood Braduk-Rhino Mokrag-Raven Kudo-Wolf Gorfjol-Moon Pure bloods Mokrag Ghazkull Gargant Clan father- Mokrag Clan Wargoth- Ghazkull In any event that the Wargoth can not fulfil his duties, but remains as such a title an acting Wargoth will take hold of the position. Acting Wargoth-Gargant Supreme Warlord(commands overall army through will of wargoth)-Gargant Clanboss(commands pockets of troopss into battle)-Durakai Clan mother (favoured mate of the chieftain)-Vacated Elders: Ghazkull Gargant Durakai Thurak Members: Gauro Nazdag Gor Gork Sharn Malok Diariana Kargul Gorthog Urek Drez'aog Raklor Djarhail Goblin Imperators: Nazdag Thurak Gork Gorthog Sharn Disgraced: Gor Stance in the goi- Wargoth Chieftain list: Braduk- 12 years Baderkuk- 42 years Goregutz- 87 years Mokrag- 486 years Ghazkull- Braduk slang: Braduk slang is an ancient language formed centuries ago. No one knows when it originated or who coined it, but it is estimated that it was used prior to the clan wars. Braduk slang was used in the orcish village of Kenuk, the first Braduk settlement in Aegis. It was the only language used there. Aegis fell, and nearly the language aswell. But the three orcs, Mokrag, Ghazkull and Gargant who lived in Kenuk held onto the language. ((Unless your character was born in the Kenuk village (only two remain) then you would have no grasp on the language untill your character A began to pick it up or B was taught. Dont expect to be 100% fluent, because part of the language is improvising by mixing the letters in the words a bit and adding a bunch of Z's and H's)) Dictionary~ Hello-Guk Goodbye-Yeb Brother-Rozthrab Cousin-Zukin Curse word-Cufng Yes-Eys No-Unz Friend-Riefn You-Oyu Your-Oyur I-Ai My-Yim Now-Uwn Understand-Nuderntaz Fight-Tihf Kill-Ilk War-Rorz Big-Gibz Teacher/trainer/mentor-Spekta (Spectre) Small-Lamzal Talk/speak/speech-Pezak Respect-Prezekt Dum-Udum Every-Evreik Even-Eden Thankyou-Hatnk Ready-Yread Control-Noclort Shaman/Magic-Mahaz Home-Mohe Sword-Dworz Axe-Aekz Mace-Caemz Hammer-Maherz Bow-Wohbz Arrow-Roawz One-Noe Two-Wot Three-Reeht Four-Rouhf Five-Eif Six-Izn Seven-Nevze Eight-Giehtn Nine-Niehn Ten-Nezt There was no contact with other races (orcs being the exception), so the words for them are the same Orc-Rochz Dwarf-Ztowt//Gazat Elf-Treeugga/Albai Human-Kwikspawn/Shara Kharajyr-Kha Political opinions: Clans Ugluk-Conquered Gorkil-Neutral Lur-Neutral Zahr-Negotiating Races Human-Hostile Andunian/Northerners-Friendly Daldriad-Friendly Elves-Neutral High elves-Hostile Dwarves-Hostile Kharajyr-Neutral Halflings-Neutral Wars of the Braduk clan The village wars-Victorious The conquest of the badlands-Victorious The Nurcrician conquest-Victorious The war of the black flag-Victorious The Golden war-Victorious The Ugluk war-Victorious Famous Braduk quotes: "We klomped, we won, skah da oddahz."~Ghazkull reporting to Mokrag after a skirmish with the Ugluks "Ya goh hahrd, ya go strait, agh ya wear deze kollahz wid PRYDE!"~Tungtor before the Braduk massacre "Nub run wen latz wid uz, YA STAHND LATZ GROUND AGH FITE!"~Mokrag to his troops during the conquest of Telarith "Bradukz fah evah fah evah Bradukz"~The clan after the Golden war "Blud rainz duwn frum ah angreh zky, mi luzk ragez un, mi luzk ragez un"~Raurna after the murder of Kahrzen
  16. Raurna having just been able to move after her attempted assassination sends a letter out to chieftain Argok. It reads in kha blood, We da urukz ob Braduk wizh ta meke ah allianze whid lat, da Zahrz. Nuw, wot iz gonnah hahppen iz weh shud goh hab ah meetun ad zum point bowt diz if lat akzeptz. Foind owr cheeftun Ghazkull zumwer ad da goi. Bud oi, weh god azh kondizionezzezz, da uglukz am ah dizgrazed klan ob buub luvahz whu skah treez wid albai. du nub ally dem. Rulg, Rorna Raurna'Braduk A stamp with a rhino head, horned raven, wolf paw and a half moon in a circle is stamped at the bottom.
  17. any people who can shae skins

    1. the1bow
    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Might be counter productive, but I can make it look worse

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