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Are baby dwarves fermented in vats and born from kegs?
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In the ancient mating ritual of the Dwarves. Two Dwarves come together, regardless of their sex over a perfectly rounded rock. They begin rubbing their beards together. Eventually, two hairs from each beard intertwine and fall out onto the rock. The hairs begin burrowing themselves into the rock, and in a few stone days, the rock begins forming into a new baby Dwarf. It is canon.
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