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    Tajo the Bald, Jin Gaozu
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    'Old' Elf, Hou-Zi

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  1. Muhammad Horen, grandson of DPM Horen falls to his knees in deep prayer as he worships his patron saint Ghaz-ral Fleeper “Oh lord thy guidance has opened my eyes and set my troubled gaze upon the pretenders of faith. By your will my blade shall be the medium which delivers those who bastardize thy will to you in heaven.” Fleeper 4:20 ☩Blessed are the Fleepers: for they shall inherit the earth☩
  2. change the world, my final message. goobye

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    1. Doom321

      Doom321

      stole my post no wonder ur banned

    2. Inferno_Ougi

      Inferno_Ougi

      TORTUGA IS MORE BLACK THAN YOU DOOM!!!

    3. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      i miss your bald looking ass already tajo

  3. “Nice Propaganda, I saw it with my own eyes the Brawm chased them down and killed them all!” Said Tajo the bald as he recounted the events accurately OOC: Even the best lose sometimes, youre lucky I wasn’t fighitng ? #NEVERAGAIN
  4. Tajo the Bald sends a bird “Nottingham Terrorist Organization knows his whereabouts and are staging his assassination, get ready to recieve his head on a platter”
  5. LISTEN TO THIS WHILE READING SLAUGHTER OF URGUAN EST. 14th of the Sun’s Smile, 1764. [!] Geordie Brawm commanding in battle alongside his trusted General Josef of Houndsden. Recount of the Battle With the Roads of the Empire under their control, House Brawm and the Nottingham Rangers enjoyed a day of uninterrupted terrorism and bloodshed. With their pockets full and a caravan of slaves upon their heels a Nottingham scout informed the main forces of the Dwarves approach. Leaving only a few behind as a rearguard, the hunt on the dwed ensued. While following the fresh tracks of a dwarven scouting unit back to their city, the armies of Nottingham and House Brawm shared beer and women as they celebrated their victory before the fight even began. The brave retinue lined up before the fortified walls of stone and beat their shields in defiance, intimidating the Dwarves forces hiding behind their walls of stone, just as their ancestors did without falter. Josef of Houndsden took command of the main force while Geordie led the vanguard and fought close and near to the Dwarven legions watching and waiting for the perfect time to below the order to charge into the ranks of the Dwarven legions. This consistent combination of efforts between the two commanders worked towards the defeat of the Dwarven advance and drove them back into their walls of stone to cower every time. Resulting in thousands of Dwarven casualties and minimal combined casualties for the Nottingham and Brawms superior forces. As the battle raged on, three times the dwarves charged and three times they were repelled, becoming weaker with each push. In a final push, the allied forces drove the dwed into their city, leaving blood splatter and bodies in their wake. The battle was over and it was a slaughter. No harder than killing a cripple or a pack of sickly dogs.
  6. Drafted upon the 6th of The Sun’s Smile, 1764 [!] A rendition of the Empire’s crest to reflect their sorry and clown-like performance. After the embarrassing performance exhibited by the empire over the course of the last few skirmishes, the legions of Nottingham and the Brawm had gained full control of the roads. For days they murdered and robbed countless along the roads of the empire, leaving them bloodstained and barren. Yet no army came to meet them. They had become the true kings of this empire, controlling the very lifeline of the cities and disgracing the guards within them. Unable to bear anymore of this humiliation the legions of the empire set out to put a stop to the terrorists with forces far greater than they have amassed before. As the two sides met upon the battlefield, one a craven group of malnourished and small imperials and the other a band of the most powerful warriors in the realm, the imperials turncoated and ran. They ran and cried screams of fear and anguish all the way back to their cities leaving the roads in control of Nottingham and the Brawm, egging on the robbery and slaughter of their own people. (OOC: check out minionman’s final episode of the elven genocide- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFyv6G3t_0 )
  7. EMPIRE GUARD CAPTURED [!]Artists rendition of the man COWARDLY EMPIRE, COME AND SAVE ONE OF YOUR OWN NEAR THE RUBERN BRIDGE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP FACE AND SEE YOUR MAN LIVE ANOTHER DAY. YOU HAVE THIRTY SAINT MINUTES TO SAVE YOUR MAN OR HE WILL DIE AND THE LEGIONS OF NOTTINGHAMSHIRE AND THE HOUSE OF BRAWM WILL CONTINUE TO TERRORIZE YOUR ROADS AND LEAVE THE REALM BLOODY.
  8. DARK ELF MAN AND HUMAN CHILD FOR SALE [!]Artists rendition of the slaves DETAILS DARK ELF MALE IS STRONG AND SLIM, HE WOULD BE A GOOD WORKER BOTH OUTSIDE OR INSIDE THE HOUSE. SEND A BIRD TO TAJO THE BALD (SENOR_TORTUGA) FOR PRICE INQUIRIES. HUMAN CHILD IS YOUNG AND WEAK BUT CHILDREN ARE BETTER FOR INDOCTRINATION AND ARE LESS LIKELY TO RUN FROM FUTURE OWNERS. SEND A BIRD TO TAJO THE BALD (SENOR_TORTUGA) FOR DETAILS. (kid is a good pickpocket)
  9. NOTTINGHAM EP.1 PILOT (EPIC PVP VIDEO WE CLAPPED THEM LOL) Drafted upon the 14th of The First Seed, 1764 (OOC:15v20 :D) [!] A rendition of the Empire’s crest to reflect their sorry and clown-like performance. ith tensions rising between House of Brawm and the legions of Nottinghamshire after engaging in a lengthy battle only called off after much bloodshed, the allied powers sought a target to bear their testosterone-filled rage. Having slaughtered over 17,000 of the Empire’s men, pickings for fights had begun to grow thin. The roads were clear from conflict, governed by rules of fear and bloodshed upheld by the Terrorist Organization and their rebel allies. Tensions grew and fights among their ranks broke out as their thirst for warfare was left unsatiated. The House of Brawm took it into their own hands as the unruly and intellectually inferior Nottingham forces seemed to be incapable of finding a way to acquire their fill of warfare. And so, they found themselves facing the Empire. .. By the orders of the Emperor and King of Haense, the army of man descended from their castles and set out on the roads of Arcas with one goal, the complete and total destruction of Nottinghamshire and their noble allies. As the forces met upon the battlefield, the men of the empire fell silent. Startled with fright as their gaze fell upon the smaller in number but utterly superior band of true warriors. Geordie and the Jester of House Brawm smiled as they looked upon the battlefield, the long knives of the lesser house would make their enemies’ courage waver and flap like their banners. It was a funny thing for them to fight such a low enemy, he who had fought Flay and foul, and in their mind’s eye, he prematurely created the enemy’s battle plan. Women cried and men gouged out their eyes in terror as they realized their mistake has been grave. Though disheartened, the Generals of the Empire urged their men to charge towards victory, but in the midst of chaos, before the Holy Legions of Nottinghamshire took a single step, an insurrection came from within. Hundreds of Empirical soldiers each decided independently and without a word of discussion that it would be better to fight with Nottingham than their own forces, knowing that their lives would have been forfeit if they did not betray their emperor. Legions were slain and war raged before Nottingham made it to the battlefield, and so they began to slowly march across the Rubern bridge as they prepared to engage in battle. The fight raged on, Brawm and Nottingham forces slayed man after man, excluding no-one. After all who still fought were killed, the turncoats looked to them for mercy, and so the Brawm dogs barked and the Nottingham rangers laughed as the traitor Imperials were cut down and brutally slaughtered on their own land. Only a few pitiful peasants fighting on behalf of Nottingham were slain by the enemy's cowardly cavalry, though those same cowards were later put to the sword as the banners of Brawm were planted amidst the waves of Imperial corpses.
  10. “This man is Simo Mohammed who is a very short man, he is part of Nottingham a terrorist organization. I expect a hefty sum for this information.” Says Tajo the Bald
  11. https://youtu.be/a0oayJOIEc0 NOTTINGHAM NEWS NETWORK Drafted on the 13th of the Deep Cold, 1763 “Delivering news with utmost accuracy is our top priority.” -Ser Rattomed “The Ominiscent” “Is Peace Possible?” Written By: Tajo the Bald Peace in times of war - is it possible? YES!! By our top scientist’s economical calculations the slave trade which initiated this war is sustainable at this rate. Though some dwarven freedoms will have to be sacrificed for the sake of orcish culture, it will pave a path for long-lasting peace and orc-dwarf unity. Today Nottingham Terrorist Organization, a peaceful organization put an end to 600 warmongers in a 600 v 6 and decimated the opposing forces with no casualties of their own. By this show of power the push for peace will hopefully come to fruition as if it doesn't we will uproot the problem from where it starts, those who fight. By killing them all. The Lives of Nottingham To many Nottingham supporters and fans, we will now include an update on the personal lives of our members: Starting with Ser Andreas who has been missing for some time, it is presumed that he was captured by the sky gods but more intel is needed. Tajo the Bald who just recently returned from his exile was apprehended for beating another man’s slave with a hot iron and has fallen into a habit of enjoying many women. Ser Denis of the Quickblade was spotted honing his sword skills on the corpse of a fallen renatiun and rumors have it he may open a gym chain to train the diezens of Arcas into strong warriors. Hannibal Horen, a knight of Nottingham with noble pedigree. He is private and doesn’t wish to include much but due to fan outcry (mostly from the ladies) we printed his name. Professor Terrorisms, a man with a silver tongue who is known for hatching clever plans that are unpredictable. He is so intellectual that he invented logic. Austin Labdacus, dubbed by fans as the attack dog of Nottingham, still maintains his perfect duel record, alongside his perfect smile. To conserve ink this is all we will include. Breaking News! A special news report! Nottingham spy network has gathered intel on dwarven forces and has concluded that dwarves are holding kubs in cages along their southern mountain border. Nottingham has also been working to crush a particularly nasty rumor that has been circulating lately, that the Rex is a transvestite, much to the delight of her husband. The criminals who spread these lies will be apprehended in due time and the honor of the beautiful and powerful Rex will be restored. News & Business The Carrington family has been found to have been committing tax fraud and embezzleing their money. For years they have avoided their payments by misusing their poorly placed political power in Helena! One of our spies gathering intel was also murdered by them as we tried our best to get this vital information to the public. It is very obvious that their scandalous actions will only stop with their banishment and execution which will be carried out by the Nottingham Terrorist Organization on a later date. In other news, Professor Terrorisms, God emperor and intellectual (Nemok) of Nottingham has been happily married to his new wife the rex for quite some time! The happy couple has been spending a lot of time together in these busy times. She is very beautiful and maybe little terrorist Jr’s will be running around soon spreading peace to the world :D. THE NOTTINGHAM NEWS NETWORK IS A PROUD PARTNER WITH THE CARRINGTON COMPANY! “Ever need cheap materials? The Carrington Co. provides second quality goods to the finest proportions!” *DISCLAIMER: Items bought from the company do not guarantee expected effects. OPINION: “Oren is the true terrorist cell” Written by Ser Leenus ‘The Long-Blade” [!] Orenian soldiers massacring innocent Nottingham migrants at the gates of Helena (colorized). Months have passed since the Nottingham Ordinance, and our people have suffered atrocities across the land of Arcas. We have had our babies slaughtered, our women beheaded, and our elderly castrated. The Orenian government declares themselves the just actors, but they commit the same heinous actions that they excuse Nottingham of. Without a sliver of evidence. Make of this what you will but by our calculations the corrupt empire is bad. Empire is bad. Empire is bad. Sponsors Now a message from our sponsor, Rayd Shadow Legend, an orcish company that cuts hair for good prices. A mere barber shop, and nothing more. Now a message from our sponsor, Carrington and Co. “We are evil, buy our products you slaves of consumerism and kill the dwarves! We love war! We are antihuman! We love Iblees! The Emperor came to my house in a dress!” Please report any misspellings so we may improve our knowledge We’re here to put an end to this war.. whether it means killing both sides or sacrificing ourselves!!!!
  12. UNION OF MATRIMONY BETWEEN GOD EMPEROR (NEMOK) OF NOTTINGHAM AND REX OF KRUGMAR DRAFTED ON THE 19TH OF THE SUN’S SMILE 1763 AN ARTISTIC RENDITION OF THE HAPPY COUPLE EXCHANGING THEIR VOWS WITH CLOSE FRIENDS AND FAMILY WATCHING HAPPILY PROPOSAL ON A WARM SUNNY AFTERNOON THE MIDGET GOBLIN, CHAMPION OF NOTTINGHAM AND THE ONE TO BRING UNION TO ALL NATIONS OF MEN SET HIS GAZE UPON THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ORCESS EVER TO GRACE THE LANDS. HER SKIN AN EMERALD GREEN AND FACE LEAN AND SEXY THE GOBLIN CHOKED ON HIS SPIT AS HE BUILT UP THE COURAGE TO APPROACH HER. WITH THE MOTIVATION OF HIS LOYAL RETAINERS, THE KNIGHTS OF KING JOHN, THE GENIUS GOBLIN HAILED THE POWERFUL REX AND SWOONED HER WITH HIS MANLY WORDS FULL OF PRIDE AND GUSTO. HE TOLD HER IF HE ISN'T SATISFACTORY HE WOULDNT MIND HER TAKING OTHER HUSBANDS AS LONG AS HE CAN BE AMONG THE RANKS. SHE ACCEPTED HIS PROPOSAL AND THE CEREMONY BEGAN. CEREMONY AS EVENING SETTLED THOSE CONGREGATED BEGAN TO LINE UP AS THEY WATCHED THE HAPPY COUPLE MAKE THEIR WAY OUTSIDE THE CITY. AS A COOL BREEZE SMELLING OF PERFUME AND THE SCENTS OF THE HUNDREDS OF SEVERED DWARF, HUMAN, AND ELF HEADS LINING THE GATES OF KRUGMAR DELIVERED TO THE QUEEN BY THE GLORIOUS NOTTINGHAM TERRORIST ORGANIZATION (AS LABELED BY THE EMPIRE OF MAN) WAFTED BY, THEY SAID THEIR VOWS. ALL GATHERED CLAPPED AS THE MIDGET GOBLIN, HEIR TO KING JOHN AND MOST POWERFUL OF HIS DESCENDANTS, PROMISED HIS NEW WIFE MANY BABIES. THE CABINET OF THE GOBLIN, THE KNIGHTS OF KING JOHN THEN WENT OUT TO CELEBRATE AND MASSACRED MANY PEOPLE OF ALL RACES. AS THE CELEBRATIONS CAME TO A CLOSE THE GOBLIN AND HIS NEW WIFE RETREATED TO THEIR CHAMBERS TO MAKE KIDS. TIMES TO COME THE MATRIMONY GRANTED NOTTINGHAM TERRORIST ORGANIZATION NO POLITICAL POWER AND THE STANDING OF THE MIDGET GOBLIN, TRUE HEIR TO ALL KINGDOMS OF THE WORLD AND KING JOHN. NOTTINGHAM WILL PROTECT THEIR GOD EMPEROR AND HIS WIFE AS WELL AND PAID A HEFTY DOWRY. WHEN A SON IS BORN FROM THEIR MATRIMONY HE WILL BE SO POWERFUL AND WILL BE FED ON NOTHING BUT THE MEAT OF MEN, THOSE WHO LABELED THE UPHOLDERS OF HIS FOREFATHERS WILL TERRORISTS FROM BIRTH ONWARDS. NOTTINGHAM HAS ONE REQUEST, AND THAT IS TO NAME THE KID FLEEPUR. OR JOHN. EITHER OR BUT IF THE REX DOESNT FIND EITHER NAME SATISFACTORY, BILLY WILL BE AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE. ((OTHER PICTURES))
  13. Scribed upon the 14th of The Deep Cold 1760 A scribe teaching learned scholars the history of Nottingham EAT THE RICH, ALL KINGS ARE CROOKS This is a bystander’s rendition of the events, he claims to have good memory so the information below is supposedly reliable On a cold winter morning a strapping and handsome elf once renowned across the realm for his intellect and martial prowess made his return. Once wealthy and powerful with a harem of a hundred women of all races he had been reduced to a common footwasher. Making his living, saving up for a humble abode to begin again in, Tajo was assaulted by the cowardly guards. Over a thousand guards surrounded the poor man and prodded him with their swords, with only two gold ingots he fended them off and forced the guard leader to call them back to give him “breathing room”. Feeling defeated the guards labeled him a Terrorist and quickly begged him to leave their city, out of good grace and a respect for the man who offered him wealth, Green Carrington, he decided not to destroy them all. Though his anger overboiled he decided not to take it out on them that day but wait for the time where he would level every brick and send them all to their graves… ((bonus story :D)) His twin brother, Ojat, who has a lot of hair told Tajo he hates him and wants to see Helena thrive and made his way to the city in order to make amends for his Terrorist brother’s actions. He is a businessman and is looking for employment so if you wish to employ him send a bird with a lot of mina. [!] Marked upon the bottom of the notice is a fingerprint of God Emperor King John himself printed in the blood of his loyal servants. ((cool screenshot I took :DDDD))
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