Fancy-Strelt sits in the garden roseki. He sips Ishikawan tea and munches on biscuits from an old tin can. He carries an old book on his lap, several quills, and a vial of ink. He converses with those around him.
"Privej, my thingummybobs. Welcome to Fancy-Strelt's garden!"
He stops talking for a moment, sits back, and sips his tea. After a moment of gentle sighing, he pulls out a flier.
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Carrion White
Does fighting make tired? Does old lady at home make ugly face you when come home with broke nose? Do you spend much time with Damen?
Buy Carrion White.
Carrion White is good for working strelt that needs to impress Oren-folk, make fancy-pants Oren man think you are gentleman, or bed fancy girl from Auvergne.
Buy Now.
Warning: Carrion White is not for weak of heart. May make feeling of drunk, stomach pain, and bring person to outhouse.
Buy
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Everyone is given a flier who wants one. He turns towards towards the ladies of Kralta. He smiles gayly towards them, plants his elbow in the arm of the chair, and winks.
"You will make buy of Carrion White now, da?"