Major Tom

Samoan porn ain't actually all that bad.

******* Thalidomide works better than this server

Oh hey would you look at that, Hitler was born on the same month/day as when I joined the server.

In a second, Bert. Did you know we were in the prESENCE OF A BONA FIDE RACIST?

Well that's a year of my life I won't get back.

We need to be less Jackson, more Bakshi.

Mind your own business, ****.

Who is this moron flying around space, I mean he pees in his pants.

That midget war though.

What, we're just supposed to sit here and eat eggs Benedict?

Blabbits are the way of the future.

Guys! NEW LORE LEAKED LOOK NOW http://i.imgur.com/XoWJCbw.jpg

Shatner is love, Shatner is life

I think we should bring back hanging, drying machines just don't work as well.

Toilets, love them or loathe them, there here to stay.

You know how if you half close your eyes, you can't see so well? Well apparently, the same is true if you half open them.

With all this talk of being repressed, I'm surprised no one has posted that Monty Python bit yet.

Angry Halflings mobs are the best

i dont even what happened

Nah yeah bro, I'm super popular. My quotes are in, like, three people's signatures.

Awwww goodbye Knoxmas, goodbye snow.

Come to Knoxmas Fest! Or not, I'm a post not a cop.

'Ha' odd moment 'en ye ferge' 'o stop typin' wit an accen'.