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  1. Major Tom

    Samoan porn ain't actually all that bad.

    1. gam

      gam

      ok

  2. Major Tom

    ******* Thalidomide works better than this server

  3. Major Tom

    Oh hey would you look at that, Hitler was born on the same month/day as when I joined the server.

    1. Bat Druid

      Bat Druid

      COINCIDENCE?!

      I

      THINK

      SO.

  4. Major Tom
    +1 he's got good family values
  5. Major Tom

    In a second, Bert. Did you know we were in the prESENCE OF A BONA FIDE RACIST?

  6. Major Tom
    Posco has a change of heart and instead votes for the delicious sandwich he just ate.
  7. Major Tom
    ((Could always post on the Q&A or y'know PM someone. But nuff OOC here)) Posco eats a sandwich cuz y'know gotta have a RP post and that
  8. Major Tom
    ((There's plenty of places to find info on Halflings)) http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/106265-halfling-mega-thread-both-newuns-and-veterans-please-read/ http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/43865-welcome-to-the-halfling-section/ http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/94748-the-new-halfling-qa/ ((The Halfling Wiki page also has a ton of info, and I'm pretty sure there's a few guides floating around on Halfling stuff)) Posco tosses a vote in for Rolo.
  9. Major Tom

    Well that's a year of my life I won't get back.

  10. Major Tom
    that's the most metal thing I've ever heard.
  11. Major Tom

    We need to be less Jackson, more Bakshi.

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    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      i HERE U CUNTROL I HERE U I AM STEPIN THROW DOOR

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      TAK PROTEIN PILL PUT UR HELMET ON

    4. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      U wot m8?

  12. Major Tom

    Mind your own business, ****.

  13. Major Tom

    Who is this moron flying around space, I mean he pees in his pants.

    1. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      tempted to make my name ground control

  14. Major Tom
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/109010-time-to-party-ivyfest/ C'maaaan
  15. Major Tom

    That midget war though.

    1. Heff

      Heff

      #halflingmasterrace

      #ogmidgetlife

  16. Major Tom

    What, we're just supposed to sit here and eat eggs Benedict?

  17. Major Tom
  18. Major Tom

    Blabbits are the way of the future.

    1. gam

      gam

      'tis true

  19. Major Tom

    Guys! NEW LORE LEAKED LOOK NOW http://i.imgur.com/XoWJCbw.jpg

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    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      #HalfLife3Confirmed

    3. Nug

      Nug

      XDDDD so fahnny!!1

    4. Thatpyrodude

      Thatpyrodude

      OH MY GOD

  20. Major Tom
    Posco Bramble, professional drunkard
  21. Major Tom
    Posco waves to Rich as he totally flies through the air
  22. Major Tom
    Posco wears the smexy lingerie anyway
  23. Major Tom
    Posco pops out of nowhere "I CAN'T WHERE MEH SMEXY LINGERIE?"
  24. Major Tom

    Shatner is love, Shatner is life

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    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Don't fight it, Verin. Shatner is love, Shatner is life.

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      S-Shatner is love.

      Shatner is life.

    4. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Shatner is love.

      Shatner is life.

  25. Major Tom
    Posco pokes his head out of the inn and shouts to the group, after listening in on the conversation for some time "Don' do nothin' Rolo says! 'E'll make ye clean 'is fee' or sumthin' jus' as improper!"
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