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  1. Major Tom

    Samoan porn ain't actually all that bad.

    1. gam

      gam

      ok

  2. Major Tom

    ******* Thalidomide works better than this server

  3. Major Tom

    Oh hey would you look at that, Hitler was born on the same month/day as when I joined the server.

    1. Bat Druid

      Bat Druid

      COINCIDENCE?!

      I

      THINK

      SO.

  4. Major Tom

    In a second, Bert. Did you know we were in the prESENCE OF A BONA FIDE RACIST?

  5. Major Tom

    Well that's a year of my life I won't get back.

  6. Major Tom
    that's the most metal thing I've ever heard.
  7. Major Tom

    We need to be less Jackson, more Bakshi.

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    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      i HERE U CUNTROL I HERE U I AM STEPIN THROW DOOR

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      TAK PROTEIN PILL PUT UR HELMET ON

    4. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      U wot m8?

  8. Major Tom

    Mind your own business, ****.

  9. Major Tom

    Who is this moron flying around space, I mean he pees in his pants.

    1. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      tempted to make my name ground control

  10. Major Tom
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/109010-time-to-party-ivyfest/ C'maaaan
  11. Major Tom

    That midget war though.

    1. Heff

      Heff

      #halflingmasterrace

      #ogmidgetlife

  12. Major Tom

    What, we're just supposed to sit here and eat eggs Benedict?

  13. Major Tom

    Blabbits are the way of the future.

    1. gam

      gam

      'tis true

  14. Major Tom

    Guys! NEW LORE LEAKED LOOK NOW http://i.imgur.com/XoWJCbw.jpg

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    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      #HalfLife3Confirmed

    3. Nug

      Nug

      XDDDD so fahnny!!1

    4. Thatpyrodude

      Thatpyrodude

      OH MY GOD

  15. Major Tom

    Shatner is love, Shatner is life

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    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Don't fight it, Verin. Shatner is love, Shatner is life.

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      S-Shatner is love.

      Shatner is life.

    4. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Shatner is love.

      Shatner is life.

  16. Major Tom

    I think we should bring back hanging, drying machines just don't work as well.

    1. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Yeah, they suck for capital punishment: all they do is make you thirsty.

  17. Major Tom

    Toilets, love them or loathe them, there here to stay.

    1. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      Automatic Flush toilets are awful

  18. Major Tom

    You know how if you half close your eyes, you can't see so well? Well apparently, the same is true if you half open them.

    1. Redbaron™

      Redbaron™

      Thanks Jaden Smith.

    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      http://25.media.tumblr.com/e96550e4d35d8822010712453727d6be/tumblr_mi91j4Oscx1ql5yr7o1_500.gif
  19. Major Tom

    With all this talk of being repressed, I'm surprised no one has posted that Monty Python bit yet.

  20. Major Tom

    Angry Halflings mobs are the best

  21. Major Tom

    i dont even what happened

  22. Major Tom
    http://i.imgur.com/bHvN4Cz.jpg
    1. Heff

      Heff

      Doges stahp fightun nuw!

  23. Major Tom

    Nah yeah bro, I'm super popular. My quotes are in, like, three people's signatures.

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      whats ur rep tho

  24. Major Tom

    Awwww goodbye Knoxmas, goodbye snow.

  25. Major Tom

    Come to Knoxmas Fest! Or not, I'm a post not a cop.

    1. tnoy23

      tnoy23

      You're not even a post. You're a status updtae.

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