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Haintrain

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  1. "Shut up and take my 5k minas." yells a random man across the street.
  2. Since when did you get admin? Does that mean that August's Boots are closed? Cause I need another pair of black squeaky boots.

    1. Wrynn

      Wrynn

      A while ago now! And nah, August's Boots will still be open c:

  3. How about this one for your profile picture?

    Mace Windu.jpg

  4. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

    1. Soggy365

      Soggy365

      I wanted to be the early bird and reply with a quick pun, but I'm too pigeon-livered.

    2. 501warhead

      501warhead

      Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired.

    3. Haintrain

      Haintrain

      That pun sounds rather familiar... To familiar indeed.

  5. Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    My name is Dave, Microwave

  6. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

    It was two tired. 

  7. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? 

    1. Dougstalicious

      Dougstalicious

      Not from a Jedi.

  8. Are you ready for your daily dose of smooth jazz?

     

  9. I keep a pillow....

     

     

    Under my gun

    1. sneLf

      sneLf

      wouldn't that be uncomfortable?

  10. There was an old man from Peru
    who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
    When he woke in a fright
    in the dark of the night
    he found it was perfectly true

  11. Damn son is that from Duck Dynasty?

    1. _Sug

      _Sug

      Yeee boi

  12. Hinga Dinga Durger

  13. Puns are a form of art. Learn to appreciate it.

    1. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      appunciate

  14. Who's ready for the pun of the day?

  15. There are no brakes on the Haintrain

  16. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

  17. Don't forget it's Mother's Day tomorrow you Americans.

  18. I am from New Zealand not Australia. Remember Middle Earth is better than Kangaroo/Aborigine land.

    1. mitto

      mitto

      you mean Australia 2?

    2. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      you're literally not deserving of the title of a country tbh

  19. Name: Hane de Castro Age: 17 Race: Human Allegiance (Current nation of residence): Courland Past Military Experience: None Non-Military Experience/Skills: None OOC Information: MC Name: Haintrain Skype Name (Used for updates, news and information): Challenjour Teamspeak is a required tool for battles and major events, it is recommended that you at least download it upon joining the Order. Have you been in the Order before?: Nada Do you plan to make this character one of your primary?: Hell yeah
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