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  1. the horrid tumult of constant gunshot, missiles of absolute destruction and even the dreaded cries of dying soldiers were rampant in the background of a carnaged vietnam, a racket the psuedo-american veteran of mineman grew used to. He smackt his pink lips, bit his nails, then ran a greased fat finger across his filth-ridden keyboard as he thought things over. He was prepared for yet another day of simulated war, in his most beloved game of mineman, where he'd oft favor cartoonic block e-girls over the real deal. A smile crossed his lips as he prepared some lotion, and then began to unstrip. It was but another casual day for parkerman.

    get dunked on kid @Parker

    1. Parker

      Parker

      ah yes... now you must rewrite this lore because I am not in the jungle no more....

  2. lol ok now this is epic.

  3. And now my watch begins.

  4. if you confuse me for phil, lol ok you’re not epic

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    2. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      @Pond i see phil is embarassing himself online again smh

    3. GDPR 014

      GDPR 014

      I hate you you Greek mookazoid

    4. Callistus

      Callistus

      i hate you too you... android

  5. Henry Cavill's confirmed to play Geralt in Netflix's the Witcher series :thinking:

    1. Knox213

      Knox213

      not sure how i feel about this.

    2. Callistus

      Callistus

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      Uncanny resemblance

    3. Whiplash

      Whiplash

      praise geraldo

  6. Hello friend, you should drink more water.

  7. Looking for a skinner who does humans. Let me know.

    1. Coolcod77

      Coolcod77

      What do you need?

       

  8. The church will soon fall.

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    2. Callistus

      Callistus

      who's angry arab again?

    3. Pinochet

      Pinochet

      nSntX3w.png Sad! How does it feel kneeling before a King, boy?

      Clearly very small brain you have I see Boy, I see. It is the Angry Arab who slayed you Thrice and the Angry Brazilian who put You in Your PLace Twice. 

       

    4. Callistus

      Callistus

      Yeah, Ser_Fleepers only attacks when Trenchist's with him and I'm by myself. I wonder why.

      No idea who's the brazilian either, no one "put me in my place" twice.

  9. Snaaaaaake eaaaaaateeeeeer

    1. D4NNA

      D4NNA

      Caaalling trough the niight!

    2. Callistus

      Callistus

      But you're soooo supreeeeeme!

       

  10. Looking to play an interesting persona

    only male pls, no to genderbending

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