Bloating a character's signature with random meaningless titles does the opposite of what people intend for it to do (unless they're purposefully trying to look chuddy)
Hero of Merriment and Unrealistic Goals, Lone Survivor and Warrior of Ft.Galathol, Bringer of Greenery, Duke of the Jun Lei Tree, Best Friend of Trevor the Beetle, Protector of Flower Hats, Cosmonaut of Green.