Drugs

[Dtrik 330]

A hooded Chase Irongut goes outside of dwarven lands, because this is illegal there, and begins selling his drugs to the people of the land.

 

"Everyt'in beh fer ah set proice. Let t'e dealen begin."

"Oi shall nay judge ye on w'at ye buy, onleh t'e coin in which ye use to purchase."

 

"Oi present tuh ye, 'igh grade kush. Fer foive minas each." 

 

"Sum chill pipeweed. Nay 'eadaches. Just weed tuh give ye ah gud buzz. T'ree minas each."

 

"Not unillegal snowberries. 'ard tuh get frum toime tuh toime, und oi've yet tuh see ah pie ov dis. Two minas each."

 

"Sum rasberries fer w'en ye feelen t'e need tuh make ah rasberreh pie. Two minas each."

 

"Dis es sum 'oigh grade narcotics. Extreme 'oigh und stays in t'e system fer sum toime. Ten minas each."

 

"Candeh corn frum t'e rare eastah rabbit. Twelve minas."

 

"Bottle ov sum 'oigh grade 'oney. 'oney ov t'e 'oighest qualiteh. Golden 'oney frum vereh expensive bees. T'e 'oney gives 'appiness tuh even t'e saddest 'umanoid. Ye cun also eat it fer daily nutrients. Onleh eight minas fer t'is bottle."

 

(((((PM me what you intend to buy and post on this forum what you intend to buy.)))))

[leave me alone 995]

((Hah. You can't make quartz dust.))

[Dtrik 330]

((I am sorry I do make common drugs like quartz dust that any peasant can find.))

[leave me alone 995]

((Are you saying you can make quartz dust))

[Dtrik 330]

((The sale is over))

[The 7'th Friar~ 24]

(( Does this mean no one can buy these until you make another sale? ))

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.