lawnmowerman 3040 Share Posted November 24, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffr0opfm6I4 As the two mali's met up in their usual quarters, Aepholis had the most brilliant idea, or so he said. Knowing that Suliin Faelith, the mali'ame, was quite attracted to the intoxicating herb of Cactus Green, he decided that perhaps the young elf would enjoy trying a new kind of "trip". Aepholis trudged up his creaky stairs, as he fetched his drug box, whistling a breezy tune, as he scurried down the creaky stairs once more, casting a horrendous and ear screeching sound. Suliin lightly sniffed the air, glaring intently at the box, before Aepholis shoved it's key deep into the lock, twisted it with a flick in his wrist, and opened up the treasure chest. Inside the box remained quite a lot of new things, such as elven Quartzdust, Orcish Crystal, Shrooms, and of course, Suliin's favorite, cactus green... Aepholis paced to the dining table, as he plopped the box onto it, fetching a fresh piece of parchment, as he grabbed a bit of the herb, lightly taking a small pinch as he spread it across the rolled up paper, before lightly licking one edge of it before fully rolling it up. He grabbed his flint and steel mechanism to spark up the joint, handing it to the young Suliin with a small and sly smirk saying "Ser Paul Ryan apparently has the best..." he proceeded to make himself another blunt, sparking it up after done, as he stuck it between his pearly white teeth, exhaling sharply as he sluggishly sat himself down on a chair, eyes turning bloodshot red. Suliin proceeded to do the same, the green soon taking effect, as the ambiance in the room turned calm and peaceful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSh73QmGlKs As the two mali's had finished the whole bunch of green, smoke filling the air, Aepholis proceeded to grab his satchel of quartz, spreading it wildly onto the table, before lining it up, snorting in a line straight up his nostril. Suliin proceeded to do such as well, groaning heavily. Aepholis gave a small giggle, before suddenly crashing his forehead on the table. Suliin, of course, thought it was a joke, deciding to go for a nice slumber. The morning after, Aepholis remained on the table, forehead set against it. Suliin had awaken from his nap, as he rubbed his bloodshot eyes for a brief moment, glaring at the room. He lightly nudged Aepholis' head with his shoulder, grumbling softly "Wake up, Sylvus..." though no response was given back to the young mali'ame. Suliin started to grab himself some fresh water, before lightly trudging towards Aeph, starting to pour it on the back of his neck. After a moment, Aepholis jumped out of his state, doing that magestic hair flip with his fair blonde hair. Suliin chuckled saying "The morning after, eh?" ((Dunno, felt like making a post and just went for it. Please don't take this last song seriously, it's a joke...)) (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyGMcZiqrs0 )) 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Fumble laughs as these silly bigguns just learn what drugs are, eating his shroom and pipeweed sandwhich before smoking a blunt while riding his high as **** pig. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proddy 2415 Share Posted November 25, 2014 (( I cried 'twas a nice read )) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glyc 234 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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