The Once Blondeh Soldie

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   Adil, Champion of Hallowvale, stood in the smelly sewers of Al Wakrah beside his business associate and friend, Shreck'Lak. The two were brought to the dingy sewers for one purpose, the disposing of a comrades body. This comrade was one of Hallowvale, turned "into" ghoul after a series of unfortunate events. The people of Vandoria couldn't see a former Hallowvale Vander turned ghoulstein! Thus, Shreck and Adil set out to dispose of the body. What better place than a sewer? A sad sight, the former Hallowvale Vander was known as Collin LaRosa. No one was sure where he came from, with his blonde locks and his squinty blue eyes. He had all the traits going to being a true Vander; besides his crippling stupidity and height disadvantage... He was legally a midget. Why he was accepted into a  band of mercs? Ask the man in the wheelchair with a crossbow named Johann, or the fifty one eyed soldies. The uruk known as Shreck began to speak as they tossed the body into the murky, sludge filled waters.

 

"Gu blah 'skah lat' tu mi ex-mayte," he leans over to Adil.

"Sh- Shreck..." 

"Skah'n kuhnt hung 'erzelf." he snorts "Bah! Kowurd kuhnt..."

"Mind if I say some words?"

"Gu ahed."

♫

"Collin LaRosa was.. A very stupid man. He was a midget with a large amount of hair, but he was my midget. He was, he was my son. Collin LaRosa was nearly a blonde haired master Vander... With his blue eyes. But the GHOULSTEIN.."

 

Adil would begin sobbing, getting rather choked up at his comrades end. Shreck sighed, seemingly sadder then as the two continued.

 

"Blohnde heyr," 

"The Ghoulstein got to him. Now... We lost a soldie. A valiant soldie. Collin LaRosa, you will be remembered. Collin, one day we'll meet in the Seven Skies, and I'll say to you..." 

 

Collin LaRosa's body simply sits there, floating in the water... Adil would be cut off by Shreck, the Uruk continuing on.

 

"Oh yub, ash thyng, Blah tu mi ex-mayte dat mi gunna beet duh lib'n skah outta 'er wunze mi am flat. Mi gunna skah'n hayng hur agen."

 

  Adil would continue his somber grief of Collin as Shreck went on a tirade about his ex wife. Collin would drift off deeper into the underground, never to be seen again. Let everyone remember the man who screamed 'NAE,' the one who yelled 'BLONDEH,' be it the secretary or utterly useless Vander...

 

You will be remembered, Collin LaRosa.

Edited December 18, 2015 by kincaid

[Sujamma Addict 514]

Arlen Kharadeen concurs.

[YouKnowItsJuno 269]

Rajiya wonders how come Collin is no longer seen clamped to Adil's back at any given time.

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Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.