Grub!

[Lizellan 25]

While traversing the Orcish Goi, one would likely be hit with the faint scent of cooked or raw meats. 

As they draw near the slums, the scent would grow in strength until one was poised at the sandy door of Yertub'Lur and her Kubs. Though you could never enter the blarg without permission, on occasion you would see her youngest Kub- Yotul- lugging parcels of natural spices, meats, and sometimes even the great Uruk delicacy which is the body of another race.

Accompanying this image soon after would be large, torn pieces of paper hung up around the Goi and surrounding area.

They read as follows.

 

 

'DuZ dAH GOi hUv aH prUPuR KuUK? wULL eT DUz NaOW!

iV laHT wUnT aHn PrUpUR, HoZh gRUb, kUM pEEp mI eHN DaH GoI.

Iv lAHt WuNT ZhARa, TwIGGie, ur kIttEh mEet, laHT WuLl nEaD tUH vOtAR wiD Mi.

MeEt` DuBTy miNaE zTuCk

BruUd` GaHk MInAe ztUcK

ZhArA` aZh aHRm

TwigGiE` DaH hUUd -AgH hUnDz iV dEy hUv mOjO-

kItTeh` TaETh aGH PeEpERZ'

 

 

[herculean_wud 3662]

The mighty Grubgoth, Chef, Keshig and olog known by many Rexes glared through the bars of his Skygod prison cell, a prim expression about his countenance. Wud raised the only possession the behemoth, dumb-witted leviathan was allowed to keep upon his flabby persons, his grubby wooden spoon. His crimson face juxtaposed with the surrounding darkness, and his previously uffish expression formed into one of pure malice.The knuckleheaded olog arose from his position in the corner. He kicked aside his waste-bucket and began galumphing angrily around the barely-big-enough, dank room. "WuD gRuBgoFf. wUd gRubGoFf. WuD ZhEf. wuD zHeF!" He roared, pausing onset to drag his form to the metallic apertures preventing him from leaving, going now to continuously tug the spoon across the steel bars of the cell in order to fabricate the most obnoxious sound possible-- up and down; up and down.

 

 He was obviously unimpressed at the competitor.

 

Sad Chef Wud. 

 

((The Uzg has a proper cook, me, Grubgoth_Wud, or Grubgoth Wud. I'm currently banned so OOC I have no problem with you cookin', just be warned, Wud'll likely **** your chara over, being an olog and all))

[Travista 1361]

(( and then I'll do the same IRL, feminist

 

 

 

DISCLAIMER: Probably a memé

[Lizellan 25]

5 minutes ago, Wûd said:

((The Uzg has a proper cook, me, Grubgoth_Wud, or Grubgoth Wud. I'm currently banned so OOC I have no problem with you cookin', just be warned, Wud'll likely **** your chara over, being an olog and all))

 

((Thank you for the warning, however, Yotul will never best you, oh great and powerful Grubgoth.))

 

2 minutes ago, Travista said:

(( and then I'll do the same IRL, feminist

((I hope that's a meme, sir.))

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.