A Song

[Dragonslayerelf 654]

Throughout the taverns of Oren, a retelling of this song would be heard

P1: There once was a maiden so dainty and wee
        In my life no one prettier I did see

It is too bad in the fountain she did pee

P2: Oh the fountain she did defile

it produced an odor so foul and vile

P1: Oh yes my nose it did rile

 

P2: Oh her I did once adore

but alas my crush is no more

now she is but what I think a *****!

 

P1: Oh the great maiden of pee

better run before she comes for thee

P2: Oh yes all should fear her wee!

P1: doo doo dee dee

~A song by Orson and Skjor

 

[Cave_Creature 467]

Faeinn almost giggles with delight at hearing the song - but then again, she is a child.