Let Me Fix Your Problems

[Man of Respect 5471]

I was going to give you a philosophical lecture, but then I noticed the questions and remembered this is lotc.

[Merkaken 516]

3 hours ago, Krism said:

I am too tall to lie down in the bathtub, what do?

Simple, cut off your legs

 

 

2 hours ago, mineghost23 said:

How do I change Orens veiws about the dead races?

I said I am advanced in all skills, I didn't say I was a god

 

 

1 hour ago, Finalhazard said:

when will i get laid

Depends. When can you get over here? ;)

 

 

6 minutes ago, Man of respect said:

I was going to give you a philosophical lecture, but then I noticed the questions and remembered this is lotc.

Logic has no place here.

[Merkaken 516]

Just now, Finalhazard said:

 

 

come to my strong loving hairy arms bb

[Petals4013 34]

My son just injected 12 dihydrogen monoxides! What do?

[Krism 67]

5 hours ago, Merkaken said:

Simple, cut off your legs

 

Thank you for this great advice!

[Kaelan 1918]

I took your advice with my crush, and now I have to take something called Anger Management and she has a restraining order against me. What does all this mean and how do I get her to realize I'm the only guy for her and allow me within 100 meters of her?

[Wendigo 786]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.