Merkaken 516 Share Posted August 31, 2016 As many of you have undoubtedly noticed, I am the best at everything, though I've been feeling selfish keeping my POWERFUL skills to myself. So, as the amazing and selfless person I am, advanced in all things skill requiring and other **** like that, give me your problems and I'll fix it Or I might not i probably won't Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Evocation 3728 Share Posted August 31, 2016 why does it burn when the local priest throws holy water at me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkaken 516 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 Short answer, because you're secretly a dragon with 24 heads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summorox 55 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Will my parents ever love me? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkaken 516 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 Yes. But only if you shave your head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garentoft 9265 Share Posted August 31, 2016 How do I get a will to live? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkaken 516 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 You eat lots of chili Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garentoft 9265 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Thanks for the advice, Asgore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkaken 516 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 No problem, Human. Now stand there, I need to stab your face with my trident lightsaber thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iris1612 1780 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Should I continue my daily bleach diet? My doctor told me it's "unhealthy", but I read on the internet that it detoxifies your whole body (I only use organic, gluten free & vegan non-gmo bleach, of course). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkaken 516 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 Of course you should! This is a mistake most doctor's make. Sure, they may say that it's "unhealthy" and "idiotic" and "You're vomiting blood", but that's just old thinking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaelan 1918 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I have crippling social anxiety and would like to be able to talk to my crush, could you help me with this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkaken 516 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 Both male and female respond very positively to what the liberal media refers to as "abusive behavior" and "sociopath actions". As long as you're not afraid to get a few odd glances from the poorly informed and less educated of society, just keep throwing rocks at them from a distance, call their house in the middle of the night and just breathe into the phone. Give them cold, dark, long glances from across the room then look away when they look at you. Everyone loves the brooding type! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krism 67 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I am too tall to lie down in the bathtub, what do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mineghost23 14 Share Posted August 31, 2016 How do I change Orens veiws about the dead races? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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