THE HONK WILL SOUND

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Somewhere, likely in Oren...

“Elves and alchohol are very similar, y’know. Both evil, both hedonistic in nature!”

-Prenkus, Cardinal Votary of the Church of St. Clownth

 

The King of Comedy, Caius I

 

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TO ALL GOOD PEOPLE OF OREN,

 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sin.

Sin who?

Peter Sigismund Horen, Emperor.

 

The very fact this masquerade was allowed to continue within the halls of Horen is a clear cut message to the people of Oren: The government has been infiltrated by Elven Agents bent on bringing Pagan rituals to our doorsteps. I sit here, upon my throne of balloons, a broken man. For the Empire I once knew has now been subverted to the Hedonist Conspiracy. We live in an age of sin, the Emperor allows this worship of the sun and moon, of nature, not of GOD or the veneration of his Saints.

 

And what happens? The organizers very well knew what they were doing when they invited families, young and old, to this event. They very well knew the agents of Elf that would subvert the masquerade to assault it with deadly gas, to kidnap: To destroy the human spirit.

 

And nothing! No proclamation, no manhunt, nothing: For the worms have already entered our ‘great’ Emperors mind! Nothing is done as Elves take over our society. The Vizma Act is for naught as the Overlords have taken to other methods of acquiring power. This is no laughing matter, and I, King Caius I, Wielder of the Honkbringer will not stand for this. As our Empire is absorbed by a conspiracy reaching deeper than any root of a tree…

 

Beware. Our society will not be corrupted.

 

THE HONK SHALL SOUND.

 

 

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HONKUS HUMEROUS

HIS ROYAL MAJESTY Caius Sigismund I of House Horen, by Clownth's Shiny Red Shoes, King of Centerland and Chernarussia, High Sovereign of Pranks, First Duke of the Bean, Virtous Protector of the Holy Emerald Isle Blessed in the name of St. Clownth that houses his flock, Wielder of the Honkbringer, Possessor of the Clown Flute, Axios Administrator, Admiral of this Station, and Captain of the Cursed Cannoli

 

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HIGH LORD FALK GELDMEISTER-WYNE OF THE SOVREIGN INDEPENDANT STATE OF LITTLE YSRAEL, ALDERMEISTER OF JERUSLUM, RIGHTFUL RULER OF NEW COURLAND, LORD OF THE FALKHOME MANOR, LORD-COMMANDER OF THE FALKGUARD, AND CAPTAIN OF THE USS JEWEL OF LITTLE YSRAEL sends a letter to the King of Comedy,

 

"Shalom, 

 

I will help you in your inquisition against the goys and degenerates.

 

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