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About Fishy

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  1. my sister made some cupcakes with chocolate frosting, want some? sending them out via pupper, may include chewed stick
  2. The ****? Undead were allowed to wc at their pleasure and evict myself and what few others remained, but they're gonna ***** out of having to defend it? Sure no one going for bastion has any right to claim it, but that shouldn't exclude Mordring's forces or whatever the **** from the rules everyone else is put through.
  3. I didn't know adunadanes were immortal, my friend. Besides, Throdo is undead, Boiendl's Pontiff is long dead, and I presume Ambros is some kind of spook. On a side note autoage is broken as ****, don't use it. Whenever the staff play with the server time it fucks up and causes it to age. I've gained about 14 years in what should be 9.
  4. (( I don't know what you pansy (((alternative lore))) kids think orc society was, but goblins were kept in the pits from Aegis to Anthos. The entire point of allowing the weak, small goblins in a society focused on strength is their precision in crafting war machines and the bloodthirsty intent they do it with. Goblins who didn't fit the bill in terms of contribution were either eaten, killed, or exiled, examples of all three and worse have occurred in the past. Ologs came about in Asulon, even though they were in lore previously, as a product of a particular Uruk clan inbreeding enough to result in speciation. They're nothing more than semi-sentient work animals who could hardly feed themselves without Uruk handlers. Quit propagating this social equality into the lore where it was never before, y'all barely even recognize the Clan Wars now. ))
  5. >tfw neocon
  6. How do you feel about the map not being corrupted and what would you like for the next map.

    1. dsdevil



  7. I hope the map gets corrupted so we're forced to make a new map before the start of summer.

    1. Gypsy
    2. Tox


      this was a thing that happened in the past

    3. Fishy


      @Tox Yeah and it turned out to be a bretty decent map, all in all. The 3.0 Build Server was a better development process than just about any of the recent maps, even with the rampant abuse. 

  8. michael is evil, he made gereon de christ's eyes yellow like piss
  9. R.I.P. Kniaz, may you and Charlemagne have peace.

    1. Radu


      cool i guess

  10. *smirks, having stealthily tapped into the Harian-Westerlands tin-can phone line, the new string dangling above the Helvets' Manor. "Hehe.. All according to my plans." ((pls give me the rep, I suggested this
  11. "Oi'm dead serious, laddie, there be no way out of this Daniel, un more miss step and Oi'm gonna unleash 'ell. You think Oi wos ah prick years ago when Oi attacked people by meself? Think about how much more of ah prick Oi can beh when Oi'm GRAND KING and Oi have to **** over some adolescent Dibley sucking twats. Wew laddie!" A quote typically attributed to Grand King Bastion Ireheart as he slapped his belly, circa 1601.
  12. why is mossy cobblestone a blacklisted block help
  13. just give us real guns for ****'s sake, there are fuckers going around in air ships
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    Airships and yet we can't even have ******* cannons.



    1. Grubgoth Wud
    2. _Jandy_


      yo wtf, I put in months of RP to make a hot air balloon but @CosmicWhaleShark just took it away but I guess now we can have airships?!