The Silver Snowflake Tavern is HIRING!

[NolandTheNovice 276]

 

HELP WANTED

 

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The Fennic tavern, "The Silver Snowflake", is now hiring. This fine establishment, owned by the Stolt'aroloths of the famed newspaper

"The Stolt Standard", is looking for BARKEEPS and WAITERS to accommodate a growing population of patrons. This opportunity is open to everyone and anyone, regardless of prior experience you will be trained upon your arrival. However, we are particularly looking for those of odd sleeping habits who work the night shifts.

 

As for entertainers, we are looking for anyone who believes themselves to have "talent", whether that be singing, dancing, playing an instrument, or even being able to blow your nose really loud. We WANT you to apply. YOU. Yes..you. You reading this right now. Stop looking away bashfully, apply.

 

Seriously. Apply.

 

Pay will be minimal, but hey, who cares. What else are you doing with your time? I mean you might as well spend it giving people drinks and making them happy. Not much makes people happy. But do you know what does? Reading the Stolt Standard. Perhaps also drinking... in taverns, having a good time with their fellow men, elves, dwarves, orcs and cat people. Now, you can't write for the Stolt Standard and you never will be able to, but you CANNNNNN work in our tavern. So therefore you should.

 

Contribute to happiness today!

 

If you live within Fenn, find your calling in customer service. If you don't live in our glorious city, here's the perfect excuse to move! All interested parties should contact Krenanteon Stolt'aroloth ((NolandTheNovice or NolandTheNovice#8584)) or Taeyna Tundrak ((LogPitsDemi or kait#1420)) to apply.

 

 

 

 

[Hades26 12]

Sitting in his house sighing little late for it... Helena took me, oh well maybe I’ll check it out later