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LoTC's Next Top Model

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  1. The "I guess im back" AMA

    how come you're gay
  2. LOTC Charity Reward and Best Player Award

    yo dude same
  3. Dear Lotc, Why Remove the Nexus

    it's so cracked full of exploits, inconsistencies, and bad ideas that it deserves no tears to be shed. this is coming from someone who is the number one in a skill, so clearly i have some professional interest in the plugin staying. maybe add a new thing that isn't terrible. but until then, let's remove the terrible.
  4. The World of Atlas

    what about skills tho edit: oh they're removed sick, i can finally stop fishing
  5. i quit

  6. [Accepted] [Pending][Actor] AcidGoosey

  7. LotC has a hate problem

    no ******* ****, staff don't want to scare anyone off and want to keep as many people online as possible no matter the sacrifices. also go frick yourself. getting morally outraged against people bantering with a trans person who was in on the joke and not offended at all despite being the literal target of the "diss track", cringey as it may be, hurt literally noone but you's feelings. grow a ******* backbone. get laid. stop bitching about supposed immaturity on a mineman roleplay server for nine year olds.
  8. Automatic Limited Creative

    yeah, just act like you didn't link zarsies ta, you clever little rascal.
  9. Mine World Reset

    why did this take months
  10. [✓] The Appeal

    IGN(s): (List all of your accounts that are whitelisted on LotC.) AChurchBellTolls Ban Reason: (Provide a screenshot of your server ban message.) Player(s) Involved: (Tag them using the “@” symbol.) @Ballad2k Details: (Explain what happened, and why you should be unbanned.) Much of the information of the event is left within here, and better explained than I could manage to repeat. I had hit a breaking point and lashed out out of frustration, which was rather unbecoming of me. I regret the way I previously acted, and would like to offer up my apologies to the offended party, that being Devin. I shall give my best efforts to avoid allowing my temperament from catching the better of me in the future, and to strive towards seeking more official means of settling issues should a personal settlement not be feasibly obtainable. Additional Media: (If applicable, show any screenshot(s)/video(s) relevant to your appeal.) Nada.
  11. [Zephonim/Bulwark] [CA] REALHORRORSTORIE

    MC Name: REALHORRORSTORIE Character's Name: Duante Rushima Character's Age: 34 Character's Original Race (N/A if not applicable): Human/Farfolk Transformed form: Bulwark/Zephonim Creator's MC Name: Aehab Creator's RP Name: Lilja Briefly explain the lore behind this construct or creature: Imbibing the venom of a Zephon Duskcrawler causes a slow transformation into either more Zephon Duskcrawlers, in the case of other small insects, or large half-spider half-people centaur-esque creatures, in the case of humanoids. Drinking the blood of one whom already became a Zephonim causes the same slow transformation. The basics, Zephonim have two archetypes, Bulwarks and Tremere. Bulwarks are larger, bulkier, and generally healthier looking, though can't learn magic. Tremere are smaller and weaker, though retain the capability to learn magic, at a cost. Being attuned to magics has double the standard weakening effect to Tremere, causing them to look persistently weak and ill. Aside from the archetypes, basic anatomy is generally retained between the pair. Both are rather large, and as such require the use of a second heart, hidden within their arachnid body, in order to process the greater volume of blood. In addition, the creature needs to eat more to sustain itself, and is entirely carnivorous. Bulwarks, specifically, are covered in a decent amount of chitin plating, in order to better protect itself. This chitin is incredibly effective at deflecting mere sword slashes, though it is prone to cracking and shattering when put up against maces, hammers, and similar blunt force. Similarly, spears and similar polearms are capable of chipping, or even outright piercing the chitin, getting to the vulnerable spider-flesh underneath. Notably, the underside of a Bulwark's abdomen is completely bare, giving an obvious weak point to strike for. In addition to this, Bulwark have a small pair of arms, jutting out a small distance below their standard arms. While these can't wield weapons to any effective extend, due to their limited strength, they're still capable of fine manipulation and carrying lighter objects. Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it: Nope. Do you agree to keep the MT updated on the status of your magic app by using the Magic List Errors topic?: Yeah sure. Do you consent to accepting what may happen to this character?: Yup. Have you applied for this creature on this character before, and had it denied? If so, link the app: Nope.
  12. Fishing Buff?

    as literally the highest level fisher, i think silverfish spawns should be removed. not really for that whole "eating afkfishers" thing, but more for the fact they if you're fishing near stone, or in a town, or in a stone town, you can cause some pretty big hell. back when the resource island was first created, i fished from a tree, so the silverfish wouldn't get me. other people on the island would draw their aggro, though, and get killed by them, which was borderline untracable back to me. pair this with the fact that silverfish can destroy blocks, and from what i've seen it doesn't list the person who spawned them when they do, it would be pretty easy, if incredibly time consuming and a bit location specific, to grief entire cities without leaving a trace. before haria was remade into what it is now, i fished from a bit of high ground, again so the silverfish wouldn't reach me. the silverfish instead snuck into blocks, and one day someone punched one of the silverfish trying to get to me. this lead to half the dock vanishing, replaced instead by silverfish, who killed them. i've fished more than anyone one the server, and i still havn't been punished by silverfish spawns existing. only the people nearby me have. edit: i think fishing xp is perfectly fine, though removing some from the net and giving it to manual fishing would be an overall positive change. the rewards of fishing are also fine, i get around fifteen caskets a day from doing essentially no work, and got to top fisher even though i only started fishing around two months after the new map came out. i will admit, however, my free time may be an outlier. with regards to grapple, i actually think it should straight up be removed.
  13. yo can I join the model contest

    1. LoTC's Next Top Model

      LoTC's Next Top Model

      you have no idea what i did to get to where i am now,


      i vomited every meal for weeks to get into shape,


      the judges for the competition blackmailed me into sexual favours in order for me to have a fair shot at winning the competition,


      and they didn't want to do the normal stuff, alright, Harold, they were into some hardcore sado-masochist ****,



      i still have burns up and down my arms, alright, they'll never heal properly
      whenever i get in the shower it irritates the scars, makes me burn and feel dirty
      dirty from what they did, dirty from what'll never go away

      and they keep blackmailing me, and they'll release the photos for the public if i ever stop doing what they want,



      so no, you can not join the modeling contest
      you can not take all i have left away from me
      you crown stealing pageant-***** of a human being

      P.S. my dumb bimbo of an assistant @Final only just told me this request arrived, and i swear if he took dictation as well as he took plain ol' **** i'd actually get work done

      P.P.S. is only jokes