REQUEST TO SUPREME COURT REGARDING 'WONKERS'

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REQUEST FOR JUDICIAL REVIEW

 

JOSEPH D. ADLER

THE IMPERIAL CONSTABULARY, MINISTRY OF JUSTICE

 

DESIRES TO SEE THE LEGAL CONTEXT OF THE FOLLOWING REVIEWED

 

The legal status of: ‘Wonks’, ‘Wonkers’, ‘Frogmen’, ‘Froggers’, etc. All names denoting the recent appearance of giant frogs and toads across the Empire.

 

ON THE BASIS OF THE FOLLOWING PRINCIPLE(S), DOCTRINE(S), EDICT(S) OR ARTICLES OF LAW:

 

To determine the nature of these beings and their legal status in the Empire. As has been the primary practice in the last few months, these creatures have been required to have a guardian. This request is made on behalf of the Ministry of Justice as a whole so as to determine a. Whether this is the proper practice in handling these ‘wonkers’ going forward, and b. In practice, how is an unspoken-for ‘wonker’ to be treated?

 

YOURS HUMBLY,

JOSEPH D. ADLER

Pontian Place 8, Helena

 

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