Hello there Empire… 1776. -A D.M.P. Missive-

[SomeKeyboardGuy 312]

[!] Another very bad missive of the Empire relies on several walls around Arcas in the many many places there are.

 

Hello there Empire… 1776.

 

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[!] A very terrible painting of the Oren flag remains here, now the new sigil for the D.M.P.

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“Hello there Empire… Are you going to cry as we decimated the holy lands of Kaedrin in a skirmish? Are you going to cry like the babies you are? I sure hope so, it would be mildly realistic of someone of your stature Oren. Also, as a friendly reminder, stop retreating in the front lines. You classified the area yourselves, own up to it, and get slaughtered by us. Hmm… What else can I say to the stinky Empire… Oh yes, how about we go into your heads and say what you are now thinking…”

 

[!] The missive cuts off a little here before it continues.

 

“We, the empire, are sorry for the good people of the coalition that because of our over-egoistic pride, we are seeking war with everyone. We actually did this to fulfill our need for acknowledgment since no one really complimented us. We actually don't really know how to hold a sword, since we only found the technology recently. This is true in every way possible. And now, we terribly panicked that all of you take us seriously since we only treat this as some kind of play. What happened during the supposed previous battle, the Emperor told his army to take arms, but everyone just threw responsibility towards each other, from generals to squires. That was the reason we didn’t show up during the supposed battle.

 

We also admit that we have sent Aldemar after Siramenor in an attempt to pull a neutral pacifist group that does not want to be in this war, into the war in an attempt to run an almost extinct way of life into the group as we view it as primitive and obsolete. We apologize to the people of Siramenor for our actions, and we think their way of life is actually pretty nice, and do not approve of the fact that we dominate nature and destroy the natural world for our own short term benefit. We are just jealous that our people do not live as long, and we cannot do as many cool things as the Wood Elves of Siramenor. In reality, we the Humans of Oren are scared of the Wood Elves, and instead, send other Elves to fight them in our place. Aldemar is stinky and we do not like them now either.”

 

[!] The missive cuts off a little more before it continues

 

“Ah, yes, truly brilliant from the actions of the Empire. I’d like to say that we are proud of you for being such an idiotic piece of history and we are proud as these missives will go on as artifacts from this war. As a final note, I say join the coalition for the betterment of Arcas!”

 

“~Signed, Ser Thor O’Hara, Head of the Damerian Ministry of Propaganda which the name definitely does not ridicule Oren.”

 

[!] Another small note is attached
“Darrowmere is open to any who’d leave the walls of the Empire for once, and see the world for what it is, much more than black and white. We do not wish to fight you, but we will defend our lands and our ways of life. We will not bow a knee to the Empire. 

-People of Darrowmere”

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[growingivy 3382]

The Rabbit, Dame Athri Onfroi, nodded in approval at yet another missive. “Let’s hope this one doesn’t get torn down as the last one was. A shame that happened.”
 

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

“Huh, don’t recall getting attacked by Aldemar, but I might have been out.” says Artanis of Siramenor

[TheNunnery 1853]

Marcela O’Hara A mother of a Ruthern and the snake of the O’Hara name spoke in a bitter voice, the spirit screaming “this bastard of the O’Hara name speaks the words of a traitor and fool. Just like my cousin, Nolan.”