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An End to the Constitution

 

I, Jordan Applebottom, Elder of Bramblebury, have elected to declare the Constitution defunct. Although such is forbidden by the constitution itself, it was in my belief that, for the prosperity and longevity of the weefolk, such drastic action had to occur. Visions seen by he who will come to lead Bramblebury told of great ruin to come, should the Constitution not fall. Bramblebury’s existence was at stake.

 

And so, I defy the Constitution. It has only brought devastation and strife to our town. It has broken us apart from the inside, as though a virus perpetuated by the greed our forefathers bestowed upon us.

 

Thus, I declare, as the last remaining Elder of Bramblebury, that Rolladango Applefoot, blessed by visions sent by Knox, direct descendant of Rollo Applefoot, and holder of the Thain Shovel.

 

Glory To Weefolk

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