A FARMER ULTIMATUM

[Gambit 964]

A (goat) FARMER ULTIMATUM

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The "people" of Yong Ping, I, the Goat Farmer of Almaris, mighty and handsome that I am, see you in your hour of need.
For the fee of 500 interchangeable monetary legitimate funds on a yearly bases, I, the (very attractive, and strong) brave soldier will come ensure that your grass DOES NOT, rustle, and that NO man attempt to put a darkly colored (One could even say black) vale over you, or any loved ones!

I will also bring my flock of "healthy" goats, to renounce all demons and re-enforce my Garrison of myself and several men who help me write this. (I cannot read or write)
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           SIGNED

                                                                                                                                 The Goat Farmer, farmer of goats, master of herding, handsomest man, Baron of my Hut!

[herculean_wud 3662]

"Highly credible." Says Fishbref. 

[argonian 14254]

"If Yong Ping rejects, it may be the last offer they ever spurn," says Jurgen, soi-distant wise man of diplomacy.