Qiangdu's Quality Therapy

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"A demon kept in silence festers in the soul, but spoken aloud, it begins to wither in the light."

Qiangdu is trained in many ways to help, from mommy issues to drug abuse. Come seek him in Lurak for spiritual guidance from the sagelike therapist.

 

Do you fear heights? The world weighing you down from ascending the ladder of life? Qiangdu has many remedies for this, from forced rope climbs to abducting you and placing you atop a tall tower. The solution is in sight!

 

Does the green hold sway over your life? Need to dull your feelings and the word around you? Qiangdu has many helpful tips and hypnosis techniques to bring you to sobriety.

 

Many things to get angry over, from stupid people to things stupid people do. Lets discover a way to disperse those thoughts and fly to happier skies.

 

While I may be maidenless, after long tiring sessions with the womanly kind I know what problems they have, and how to help you gaslight them into spinning on the palm of your hand.

 

Food is good, the Gods gifted food to us mere mortals to brighten our lives, and it’s great. But moderation is needed, and Qiangdu is there to help. From dietary plans to disciplinary actions from overeating. Don’t be a fatty and talk to me today!

 

Is your marriage with your partner hanging by a thread? Do you seek to tighten the bonds that hold you together? Qiangdu has saved many married couples and can help you too!

 

Qiangdu has a nice view from his lofty office, perfect for jumping off since you aren’t gonna be saved. Seek help from the Gods if you seek an answer, or just talk with your mother.

 

These are just a few things Qiangdu has sessions about, and he is happy to explore the many problems he can’t think of

 

 

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A certain voidstalker who suffers from a variety of the plights listed above stares at the person who brought her the flier. "I'm not doing that," She very quickly insists.

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[!] A letter would be sent to the monk.

"Will appointments be limited by one's side in the ongoing war, or are these services open to everyone?"

A certain someone was very anxious to hear the response.

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[!]A banana would be sent to you, the inside hollow with a scroll in it.