PEREGRINE ALTWEGG'S POTATO PETITION

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A POTATO PETITION.

 

 

Issued by
Lord Peregrine John Altwegg, first of his name, firstborn son of Arya & Meili Altwegg, the Margraves of Avistra.

In the year of our Lord 2024

 

Greetings fellow Ivori!

It has come to my undivided attention that Ivoria is without a Minister of Potato affairs. I humbly petition for this nonexistant role to be created and bestowed upon ME, the one and ONLY, LORD Peregrine John ALTWEGG. Why should you, my fellow Ivori compatriot, sign this petition you may ask? Because I will ensure that the Ivori people will never go without an abudance of Potatoes EVER again. pronounced, PO-TAY-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a STEW! So I hope you can understand this absolute necessity of a food, they can grow practically ANYWHERE in mass number, which is VERY convienent considering that we the Ivori are settled on a Mountain, where not much can grow.

 

 

That was all I had to say, thank you for spending your dear time reading through this and please do consider signing the petition!

 

P.S. IF YOU DON'T I WILL FIND YOU.

 

 

[growingivy 3382]

Sunny signs her little brother’s petition.

[HeyitsNano 1582]

"Yes... Yes.... Finally!"

An Ivori youth exclaimed, wanting the potatoes, all of the potatoes. He signed the petition.

[the GOAT of the craft 606]

Konrad signs the petition, thinking of no one more fit for the role than the spud headed Peregrine Altwegg.