A Most Sickening Bounty

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On charges of High Blasphemy, Assault against the ever Holy and Almighty G-D, and Terrorism.

 

Issued by the

Count of Stirland

On the 16th of Sun’s Smile of the year of 2037

 

[!] The Gallows that awaits

 

 FOLLOWING THE HORRID VANDALISM OF THE STIRLAND CHURCH, AND THE LACK OF APPARENT SUSPECT, THE EVERFAITHFUL HOLY SER PETER ROVARE HAS ISSUED A CALL TO HUNT. The Church of Saint Andrik of Vydra within the village of Stirland has been found ravaged by an unknown force, with even the holy confessional and baptismal desecrated by these rabid heathens. It is with this, that the Lord of the Lands, Holy Ser Peter Rovare issues a call to hunt down this criminal, and a reward of 100 Minas to any who can bring this vile villain with either incriminating evidence or a confession. Note any who bring forth innocent folks and are found to have done so will be turned away in shame, for diverting from the hunt of the real monster.

 

Those who wish may have the first blow as well, for upon satisfactory proof of belief this villain will begin a painful atonement and execution under Eicheric Law. This matter will also soon be brought to the Imperial Crown and Holy Mother Church for their justice as well.

 

 

His Lordship, Peter Rovare,

Count of Stirland, Viscount of Haldeberg, Baron of the Oakenwald, Lord of the Starts, Banneret of the Holy Grail, High Seat of House Rovare, Patron of the Oakenwald Steakhouse, Protector of the Salvian People and the Hamlet of Oakhaven

 

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As Ser Caspian Aeval steps into the ruins of the Church, having rushed over as soon as he got the missive, and he feels his stomach drop. He was no zealot, but as he steps through the building, a chill wafts through the broken stained glass windows. His eyes rest upon the front of the dias, right in the middle. It is where he stood when he married his wife, Lady Ophelia Aeval, and he feels sick.

 

Lord Adonis Rovare gets the missive and scorns. A heretical, abhorrent act. A crime against God himself. Whoever did this, he prayed they would get what was coming to them. To be a heretic, a pagan, a nonbeliever is one thing. To commit terrorism was another.

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"Stop being idiots and put the o in GOD already."

remarked a deacon, shaking his fist angrily at the missive despite willing to hunt the suspect.

[DancingZebra267 1626]

On 7/14/2025 at 4:33 AM, Navigator said:

"Stop being idiots and put the o in GOD already."

remarked a deacon, shaking his fist angrily at the missive despite willing to hunt the suspect.

Spoiler

It's a real-life religious practice. For example, King_of_Salem is Jewish, and according to his religious beliefs, he refrains from writing out GOD, so he writes it as G‑D instead.