FIGHT AT THE CHEESE PIT

[Little__Lady 339]

[!] POSTED ALL AROUND

 

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, BIG FOLK, WEE FOLK—

ARE. YOU. READY?

This season, the Warren proudly presents a clash for the ages—ripped straight from the pages of The Book of Destruction:

KNOX OF THE GOLDEN WHEAT FIELDS
vs.
ARUGALA OF THE DEEP

In a no-holds-(well, mostly)-barred, cheese-covered, crowd-roaring REENACTMENT BRAWL!

Watch as two fearless champions take up the mantles of field and sea—
One fighting to protect all halfling kind…
The other to drag the impropers down into the depths!

Expect dramatic entrances.
Expect shouting.
Expect at least one questionable use of cheese. 

THIS IS A PERFORMANCE—no true harm meant, only glory, storytelling, and a bit of theatrical bruising.

And what’s a proper clash without snacks?

CHEESE. LOTS OF CHEESE.
From soft to sharp, melted to mysterious.
Plus keepsakes for those who want to remember the day (or prove they were there).
GET YOUR TICKET NOW with your local warren halfling. Tickets cost 1 Mina for woman 2 for men! 
COME FOR THE LEGEND.
STAY FOR THE CHAOS.
LEAVE WITH CHEESE.

RINGSIDE (or pit-side) spots go fast—don’t miss it!

[Event will take place 5pm EST on the 25th at the Warren]