To His Holiness, The Pontiff

[trinn 5128]

 

ᴛᴏ ʜɪꜱ ʜᴏʟɪɴᴇꜱꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɴᴛɪꜰꜰ      Flame Guide You, ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴠᴇꜱᴛᴀ ᴛɪʙᴇʀ

I am very scared of the dark. My brothers tell me too many ghost stories, and they refuse to stop. If you could please bless my cross, to ensure it is the most blessed cross in the continent, I would be very appreciative.   I do not know your home address so I had to make a public missive of this.   P.S if anyone else has ideas on how to make my Cross even more effective, please send a bird to the Barony of Hartwell. Do not mind the Trebuchet!

I can also facilitate the Tiber Production of the Clapton Special if you are wanting Cigars in bulk.

[Chimeraof1999 1187]

"Let's give her somethin' to fear then."

A skeleton chattered his teeth, so did the ghouls beside him as they intercepted this public missive. Cackles and laughs littered the halls.

[spaazmatism 1017]

2 minutes ago, Chimeraof1999 said:

"Let's give her somethin' to fear then."

A skeleton chattered his teeth, so did the ghouls beside him as they intercepted this public missive. Cackles and laughs littered the halls.

"Why are you terrorising Mortal children?"

A mystic of the Synod chastised.

[Lenny 1615]

 

“Go on, get!”

Stuart was hard at work, in that little hamlet he had settled in. The Tiber kept residing near, atop that peak and the birds which often dispatched from their tallest tower became an expected daily occurrence; one he would await as he sat down to feast upon the little harvest he had collected that season—so much that he could mimic at least. Recently, he had returned from 'Alduun' where he had indulged in the wares there, and the flowers for his long-passed daughter were laid to rest by her grave. However, when he sat down to watch the birds fly off—there was a great delay, and tiny hands stuck out in contrast to those soot-laden ones? Curious, he dragged that musty hat of his out and dropped it onto his head and shed the wheat he had stuffed into his clothes, to seek out its source.

 

[Chimeraof1999 1187]

1 hour ago, spaazmatism said:

"Why are you terrorising Mortal children?"

A mystic of the Synod chastised.

"Can a guy not have fun?"

The creature crossed his arms, placed in the dunce cap and placed in the corner.

[Nectorist 12869]

Lady Vesta,

 

I would be more than happy to bless your cross! Ghosts may appear to be frightening, but know that they hold no power over our Lord, who shields and protects you. I do plenty of business around Rittersburg, so bring your cross to me when you can, and I shall bless it so it may ward off the wicked things that your brothers speak of. If you wish, bring them as well, and I shall reprimand them for trying to frighten you! The reality is that ghosts are rare, harmless creatures in most cases, and your chances of seeing one, especially a malevolent one, especially a malevolent one with the means to attack you, are quite rare.

 

May the Lord Guide You,

Caius II