Smashed Windows and Slain Bandits; A Letter To The Shugonate

[Magister214 116]

To The Dishonorable Shugonate.

I smashed down your doors expecting that same grandeur that is commonly found in the capital. Instead your home is a more cluttered cave than any dwelling of an Unguhite! Do you need help? I think you should speak with someone in therapy given the current living conditions of their Shugo.  There is torn cute wallpaper everywhere and enough dust to make a snobbish elf choke from the stale air. However, there is also the newest addition of a masked individual on the floor. You are welcome. He could have robbed you. I did not want to kill him, but he did not wish to split the loot. Do I get a reward for my honorable deed? I want mina or a new enchanted weapon as payment.

Lastly, I wish the citizens of Junmura luck with window repair. I lost count how many I smashed and I frankly was not keeping track. My partner certainly was not counting either. While I did not find anything of use there, I will enjoy the free food left near the entrance. The soup was left behind. I do not like that particular soup. I did hear you liked monkbread, so that too was untouched by my Red Hands. As a last parting gift in someone’s home. I lifted my helm and spat upon a katana that was pristine in its weapon holder.

You’re welcome.

Signed,
The Red Hand, Galmor
 

Spoiler

OOC: Thank you TheOnlyTub for that short crp event between two bandits. It was fun and completely unexpected. 

 

[Tentoa 3160]

"Oh so the other five dwarves we've killed in the shadow hours weren't Galmor, I knew I was right to not pay Taro-san." Admiral Hirano offered to A nearby marine as he reviewed the letter. 

[Customable 304]

The Junmuran steward looked over the missive... "Are criminals announcing themselves the new trend?"

[Urrufu 22]

"Was busting up all my doors and spitting on one of my treasures really necessary...? I don't even like the shugonate!" The Junmuran complains, reading over this note.

[Mestvin 947]

"Even i am not that evil to break every single window" A certain dwarf grumbled...

[Chimeraof1999 1187]

"The biggest aura loss from bandits is announcing themselves doing something."
The Darkstalker quipped