Akeron 55 Share Posted November 17, 2011 They say The Iliac Bay Is the place to barrel around Without a bit of apparel on, As advertised in that carol song A tune that's sung as the west wind blows About it lovely not wearing any clothes. Ladies singing high notes, men singing lows, Implying that the most luscious depravity And complete absence of serious gravity Can only be found in the waterous cavity Of Iliac Bay. If you are the type who is more a sinner than a sinned, You'll find it all in Laurelin. But the truth, my child, Is that nothing more wild That an ordinary fashion Kind of slightly mad passion Can be detected if at all In Sentinel and Kal'Durranfall. Whatever your odd needs: feathered, scaled, or finned, You'll find it all in Laurelin. It's an invention of bards That Native's Men and Royal Guards Have more than some staid fun And suffer deviant fornication. For the most of madness, not the least, The wise debaucher heads out east. Where your once steely reserve is now merely tinned, You'll find it all in Laurelin. In Laurelin, There is sin. But, pray, do not confuse Woodelf variety With that found in tepid Western society Compared to which, it nearly is piety. It isn't terribly ingenious calling it prudery Observing the Dark Elf aversion to nudity. After all, the preferred sort of lewdity In these parts is far more pernicious. From the Ashlanders to the wettest fishes You'll find pleasure and pain quite delicious In Laurelin. If you find yourself with unkind kinship with your kin You'll find it all in Laurelin. - Signed, Akeron Dai'Viance. (( EDIT: I threw in a few inside jokes. Native's love of fish from dawns bakery, Dark Elves not wearing proper clothing, and Akeron's two-faced personality in the beginning. Thanks for reading. )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
argonian 14254 Share Posted November 17, 2011 ((Elder scrolls much? Iliac Bay, Sentinel and Ashlanders(you even mentioned them having got to do with Dark Elves, like in TES) are all from TES. Besides that, it's brilliant.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akeron 55 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 ((Elder scrolls much? Iliac Bay, Sentinel and Ashlanders(you even mentioned them having got to do with Dark Elves, like in TES) are all from TES. Besides that, it's brilliant.)) (( Ran out of names, haha. I took a few rhyming words and finished it up. )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samson Option 9652 Share Posted November 17, 2011 (Want me to write a Poem?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akeron 55 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 (( If you'd like, feel free. I love poetry and storys. )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonEbs 1224 Share Posted November 17, 2011 ((I loved it, especially about the fish :))) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitrou_Saiblenight 1 Share Posted November 18, 2011 The beauty of this land, Can only be descriped by this band. Because where we stay And where great elves lay. Is a land o so pure. Where everything has a cure, In laurelin! Well that was ****. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akeron 55 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 The beauty of this land, Can only be descriped by this band. Because where we stay And where great elves lay. Is a land o so pure. Where everything has a cure, In laurelin! Well that was ****. beautiful, sir. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelersfan1221 300 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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