[Denied]Thunk Application

[Thunk 0]

Out-Of-Character:

-Minecraft Account Name: Thunk’s name be Thunk!

-Did you attend minecon and sign up at the LOTC booth?: What a minecon?

-How old are you?: Thunk be 11.

-Time-Zone/Country of Residence: Umm...12?

-Do you have a good grip on the English language/good grammar?: Thunk’s mommy say thunk have good grip on english peoples when me eating them!

-Small 2-3 Sentence Description of yourself: Thunk named for sound thunk made when me come out me mommy’s tummy! Thunk like turkey! Thunk’s name rhyme with rock!

-How much time could you be on the server weekly?: Uhh...12?

-How long have you played Minecraft?: Thunk play minecraft for 5000 year.

-What do you know about Roleplaying? What is it?: ...11?

-What do you expect this server will be like?: Servery!

-What other server(s) have you played on and why did you leave them?: Thunk no leave! Other server say thunk no come back ‘cuz thunk eat all other peoples.

-Have you read, understood, and agreed to the rules?: Is rules say thunk can eat peoples? Then Yes!

-Name the 4 races on this server: Dorps, uhh, alfs, peoples, and Thunks!

-How did you hear about us?: Uhh...T

-What is your The Lord Of Craft forum account name?: Thunk like name: Me servery name Saphorn

In-Character: What does Thunk put here?

-Character Name: Oh. Uhh... Charles

-What is your Race?: Thunk be a Thunk!

-Biography: Thunk named for sound thunk make when me fall out my mommy’s tummy! Then Thunk eat some peoples, and some dorps, then some alfs, and now Thunk eat turkey!

-Character Age: Uhh...T

-Character Appearance: Thunky!

-Character Personality: Uhh...Thunky!

-Your ambitions: Thunk want eat peoples!

-Can your character read or write?:uhhh...12?

-Can your character mine?: Thunk Like rocks!

-Are you a capable builder?: thunk build mud pie!

-Can you wield a sword?: Thunk can eat sword!

-Enjoy Farming?: Farming make turkey and thunk like turkey! Thunk like farming!

-Does your character have any special skills?: Eating peoples and dorps and alfs and turkeys!

-A screenshot of your skin: Thunk make Thunk me avatar!

-Other Information: Thunk’s name rhyme with rock!

[cronocio 6]

Why you deny Thunk application?

[Thunk 0]

Thunk sad.

[Repiteo 173]

This is perhaps my favorite troll application I've ever read.

[Josh △ 87]

Ok, I've seen some apps that are somewhat okay, and some bad, but this makes me ROFL HARDCORE ;D