*a Notice Posted In The Elven Cities*

[Cracker 4570]

*You stumble upon a peculiar parchment adorned with interesting pictures*

Oi d'ere!

Both de' High and Wood Elves have been invited to the Karik Auction!

De High Lord of Economics, Balthar Blackaxe, extends 'is hand to the Elves in hopes of their attendance in de' Kal'Karik Auction! We have two positions open fer Elves.

Bidder: Come to de' Auction with 50 minas or reserve a ticket fer 25 minas. Upon entering de' auction, show ye' have at least 1000 minas so we know ye' are serious about entering.

Auctioneer: Have goods ye' wish to sell to all de peoples n' nations invited to the auction? Reserve a limited time slot in de' auction! Price varies based on slot position, type of goods, n' number of goods.

Dun fret 'bout any trouble. Our expertly trained mercenaries and Dwarven legion-kin will make sure det all transactions go smoothly, and all bidders do not high-bid just go cause ruckus, and all auctioneers abide their prices det where set.

The auction will take place(Sunday, 2/12, 2:30 pm EST)

H'ope to see yer kin 'dere!

-Balthar Blackaxe

*Note: I expect to see no racial conflict. And if ye' bring Mori, our men will be on our guard as we'ave never dealt wit' Mori-kin in a civilized setting 'fore.

[the GOAT of the craft 606]

Reads through the message twice, noticing the Dark Elves were not invited

Ah, it seems we have been forgotten about outside of Malinor. Not to fret. We Mali'Ker shall have our place soon.