Looking For Parents

[Ventai 291]

*you see a note pined against the board*

I am looking for parents I have left my dad for matters I should not discuss I have recently been stranded on a ship and have fallen over board and survived I am now I wanderer.

Name:Lan_Snow

Age:8

Race:Human

Gender:Male

[Scipp3r 451]

I, Lord Patrick Denims of Renatus, would like to adopt this helpless child.

[Glurg_Howdan 7]

((I am resisting the urge to troll this thread because it is just so stupid and daft. But i won't and instead will explain why this is so daft, bit by bit.

Firstly an 8 year old that knows what gender and discuss mean is a very rare occurrence and the fact that this kid can spell them is just plain ridiculous. Another thing is how could an eight year old care for themselves? They may be able to pick fruit but they would probably freeze to death or get killed by monsters because they can't make fire or shelters, and if they can then they are very very unusual. And survived a shipwreck? I'm not going to even pick apart that sentence. Then finally there's just how non-RP it is for a small orphan to just decide to write a message on a notice board looking for parents. That's just plain daft in itself. Please do not play a child, we have enough orphans and annoying child RPers running around and you need great skill to play a child well which assuming from this post you don't have. I am sorry if this post has offended you in anyway but someone had to say it.))

((Edit; Little kids love their parents and most, even If they've seen their parents do horrible things, would never dream of leaving or if they do they're only dreams and will never happen))

[steelersfan1221 300]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.