Orcish Furniture...

[Kickstarted and Running 965]

*Bingo dah Gobbo, war veteran, hand grenade, tinkerer, and Poks adopted Cub, can be seen sitting on a cart, pulled by a team of Orcs. He has. Any chests on this cart, and you go to take a look. As a crowd gathers, he stands up and says...

"Mi Bingo dah Gobbo, an mi hab nuu stuuls! Dey made frum dah leatha of dah Dwarfy, an dey bub'hosh!"

*He opens a chest, revealing various type of furniture, with a nice Dwarf skin over the top. They look very comfortable. Upon sitting on one, you feel you trouble drift away."

"Dey bub'hosh, yub? Yub, dey bub'hosh. Mi bi makin dese... Lat blah tub Bingo if lat wan ash..."

*Bingo stands, grinning from his horridly disfigured and half melted face, only one eye ever blinking as he watched the Orcs sample the chair. He occasionally prods the Dwarves who are getting restless around the Orcs, much like a horse would.*