Goblins: What are they?

[Merkaken 516]

There seems to be a lot of problems with Goblins being rather troll-y. To make this clear, the Goblins are like Orcs in a sense. Just because they're green or small (Or in the Orc's case very large) and they talk in a diffrent language of sorts, does not mean that they are dumb or meantally challanged at all. Orcs are just as smart as the other races, and the Goblins smarter than that in some places. I'm getting very tired of seeing a Goblin that walks around, scooping poop out of their butts and throwing it at a monk and giggling (I've seen this happen before, except it was thrown at someone else, but I won't say whom was invovled out of respect.). If a Goblin was stupid AND short, they'd either be killed or die out in the desert. They'd have nothing to offer the War Uzg or the Orcs.

Now, correct me if I am wrong, but from my understanding, goblins are sneaky, cunning little devils, a find mix between WoW goblins and LotR Goblins. They make amazing tech that Orcs cannot, and their skill with repairing and mining is that of legend. While their short stature and sinew-like frame makes them weaker in combat, it makes them much better in stealth and scouting missions.

Something a lot of Goblins seem to forget: GOBLINS HAVE BLOOD LUST! Goblins are Orcs, a sub-race of Orcs, and still have that trait that Orcs have pretaining to the curse ( Or in some Orcs/goblin's eyes, a blessing) of Bloodlust.

This is not to call out any Goblins who play a Troll-y type of Goblin, because you simply may not know (I'm not sure HOW you don't know something simple as they arn't dumb), but to educate those who may not know this. I'm not trying to be hurtful or rude to anyone. I obviously am not a master in the Goblin lore, so obviously there may be some things I have missed, I am simply giving out new and not so new Goblins information that they may not have known. Leave a comment if I have missed anything vital or just to leave your opinion. (Nothing offensive or de-constructive! <3)

[Salamandra 1136]

Goblins: What are they?

Awesome.

[Merkaken 516]

Goblins: What are they?

Awesome.

[DrakeHaze 20]

Goblins are Orcs. Goblins are as short as 4ft, they are as strong as an average human knight. They can wear armor and they can be stupid if they were born nub'hozh. Goblins have the best tech but most will disagree because of the recent Goblins. Not only that but there haven't been that many Goblin inventions as of late. Goblins with the 2 feet tall MPM are considered powergamers and should be reported. If you see trolling goblins and their gobo character is stupid, you should speak to them and see if they know their lore, you should also ask if their gobo was dropped on its head numerous times when it was a cub.

Goblins: What are they? They are Orcs, they are not weak, the have bloodlest, they are smart, they have good tech, the are NOT < 3 feet tall. They are Goblins. Don't screw around.

[Komodo 140]

Now I play a Half-Goblin, and he is smarter than most of the dumb dumb dumb uruks.

[Merkaken 516]

Goblins are Orcs. Goblins are as short as 4ft, they are as strong as an average human knight. They can wear armor and they can be stupid if they were born nub'hozh. Goblins have the best tech but most will disagree because of the recent Goblins. Not only that but there haven't been that many Goblin inventions as of late. Goblins with the 2 feet tall MPM are considered powergamers and should be reported. If you see trolling goblins and their gobo character is stupid, you should speak to them and see if they know their lore, you should also ask if their gobo was dropped on its head numerous times when it was a cub.

Goblins: What are they? They are Orcs, they are not weak, the have bloodlest, they are smart, they have good tech, the are NOT < 3 feet tall. They are Goblins. Don't screw around.

A stupid Goblin would have nothing to offer the War Uzg and would likely be killed. And no one is "Screwing around". Please calm down.

[◥▶◀◤мσкѕнα / ƒιѕну◥▶◀◤ 43]

The fact they have Elven blood does not dilute the fact that they are just as blood thirsty as the Orcs.

Gobos aren't actually produced when orcs get it on with elves this is only an IC folktale for their existence (That and orc + elf usually make something similar to gobos causing some peoples to confuse them.), RPly they are just mutant orcs. :P Rest of it's true though.

[Noahjam325 53]

Gobos aren't actually produced when orcs get it on with elves this is only an IC folktale for their existence (That and orc + elf usually make something similar to gobos causing some peoples to confuse them.), RPly they are just mutant orcs. :P Rest of it's true though.

Just what I was going to add.

[Merkaken 516]

Gobos aren't actually produced when orcs get it on with elves this is only an IC folktale for their existence (That and orc + elf usually make something similar to gobos causing some peoples to confuse them.), RPly they are just mutant orcs. :P Rest of it's true though.

Added :P Thanks!