A Halfling Death

[Bawd 222]

Laying on the ground in the Vale, a Halfling seems to be in pain. He mutters drunkenly, words that can barely be understood; "Uhr fuhrnk uhr druhnk tuhr muhch buhr . . ."

He belches loudly, and his breathing stops. Then starts again momentarily, as gas releases from his bowels for the last time. Then his breathing stops again.

[TheRoyalOnion(Aris) 101]

*Aris removes his floppy-rimed straw hat and holds it to his chest*

"Seems 'e drank a bit to much, even fer a 'aflin'. I didn't know 'im but...I 'eard 'e was good te party wit'."

*Aris carefully drags the body away and pitches it into the bay on the far side of the party tree. He spreads the news as he sees fellow halflings*

[Dalek348 1962]

Faldo sneakily drags the body to outside of Lobo's burrow, and uses his shovel to waft the wretched smell of death, fart and ale into Lobo's burrow. He giggles as he shuts the doors and windows and returns the body to its resting place.