Gorum© 623 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Gorum smashes his last jug of ale on the counter, shouting a cry of war as he does so. " Ah win again! Ah cannae be defeated, ah am th' greatest drinker o' ale in Dwarven 'istory! " Gorum thrusts his fist in the air, walking over towards the group of dwarves watching the ale drinking contest. " Ah challenge each and every single Dwarf tu out drink me! Because ah know ye cannae du it! Let's see whu be da toughest dwarf o' dem all, wait nu whut am ah sayin', ah already be! BAHAHAHAH! " Gorum stands to the side, egging possible challengers on as he waits for his next opponent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted October 12, 2012 *burps* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supertimmy4ever 19 Share Posted October 12, 2012 *tavern master longbeard looks at gorum with a smile* "lets make this interesting, ye get all the ale ye want fer the competition, but the losers need to work fer me in the tavern and the winner gets a barrel full of me best, most expensive ale! *longbeard looks at gorum for a response* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukester 120 Share Posted October 12, 2012 *Derrek watches from a distance and mutters* "Anyone can drink, it takes strength to win a fist fight though," Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted October 12, 2012 *Derrek watches from a distance and mutters* "Anyone can drink, it takes strength to win a fist fight though," Bael wonders what a human is doing in the holy city. He heads off to find a fellow guardsman to drive the wretch off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oghren Grandaxe 31 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Oi! Lad ye t'ink ye can drink meh under teh table do yeh? Well ay accept yer c'allenge. But not w' ith t'at weak ale t'ey serve 'ere but w'ith stone-spiltter stout! * he drops his pickaxe and grabs his flagon, giving longbeard a sign to grab his family brew.* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomack21 124 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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