dannyboy97 0 Share Posted June 2, 2011 How could anyone discuss making allies with the orcs? Their skin is the color of my snot, they have all the ugly of a dwarf, and smell like one too! Why, Orcs are just about as repulsive as the elves. I would rather share a meal with a street beggar then ever have to be in the same room as a filthy brutish Orc! You'' be sorry if ya continue to insult us human! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPerea 9 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Oi! Ye be saying we dwarves ugly and smelly look at Gerald there pinky! By my axe don't be sayin anything about a race who can pop outta the ground and get behind yer pathetic human walls! Hell who cares if some dwarves showed up in our city, we would simply throw a barrel of ale out the castle walls and they would go chasing it like flys on ****! I'd be more afraid of some pansy weakling elfs showing up at our city then some hungover dwarfs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Aye think er should be holding yer tounge..... or youd be loosing a valuable ally in the feuture The Legion! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPerea 9 Share Posted June 2, 2011 What? I heard of a Dwarf Army, I thought that was a joke told to please me. Why, that's one of the silliest things I have heard. I saw a rather fat child walking with his mother through the market today, would you like me to equip him with some weapons and armor so he could join your ranks? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyboy97 0 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Hell who cares if some dwarves showed up in our city, we would simply throw a barrel of ale out the castle walls and they would go chasing it like flys on ****! I'd be more afraid of some pansy weakling elfs showing up at our city then some hungover dwarfs! Argh ye insult us dwarves like that! I swear that if you are infortunate enough to come across me one day I shall chop yer head off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Bah! humans arnt worth your time ser captian let this human rot in his wooden house and hope nothign happens to it ... cause we all know dwarves like fire :D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmage 2 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Argh ye insult us dwarves like that! I swear that if you are infortunate enough to come across me one day I shall chop yer head off! Oh how cute...one o' da wee' Folk! I believe you are mistaken the most you could ever how did you say it...chop off? with your stature is his shins. Since we are talking about dwarves I have a little riddle for you. What is the difference between a dwarf and a pebble? Give up? One's small and mostly worthless the other is a stone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterfawkes 33 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Your feeble attempts insult each other sickens me. Grow a pair, fight to the death then we will see who is rightfully boasting. Measly mortals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simppa 25 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Aye. If ye humans were plannini tae see our city inside th' mountains, I have bad news fur ye. Ye will need tae find our gate, which is guarded by strang, furioos dwarven warriors. An' then thou shall fight wi' mah laddies until th' death, and we will feed yer flesh tae th' monsters lurkin' in th' deeps. There is nae way tae apologize fur whit yer people hae said abit us! Comparing filthy orcs wi' dwarves! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaz 57 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Someone needs to buy the tavern in Oren, And sell lots of Ale! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn2 0 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Are you idiots kidding me?! Making enemies with other races is exactly what we shouldn't do! The whole point of a human kingdom is so we can settle disputes diplomatically and resort to violence only as a last defense. All Dwarves previously offended please realize that those who have insulted you are as brutish as they claim Orcs to be. Please know that not all humans are as ignorant as them and accept my hand of friendship instead of their rude taunts. Some humans do not realize that in describing other races, what they say merely reflects themselves. I happen to know that some humans (myself included) would be able to live along side even Orcs peacefully. To make a long story short, I'm issuing a formal apology to all races on behalf of the humans, in the hope that one day peace will flourish. (If you think I'm mad, it's probably because I was raised by scholars.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sad555 0 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I have seen a lunatic human killing any Orcs on sight on to road between Al'Khazar and Whispering Isles. I have reported him to the Guardpost in Al'Khazar, but as the members of the Human race, we also must be careful about these discriminators. We must be a peaceful bridge between all of the races for we are the humans! ((RP name: Temer)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 2232 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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