A Problematic Dwarf

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*A parchment is hung upon a stone wall thick in rhune letters etched by a chunk of lapis commonly used by the Grand Marshall, at the bottom of the parchment a seal of the Legion a gold thunderbolt is placed to state the document being official, along with the parchment a letter is attached to it with a tar like paste with a similar odour to a magma slime.*

Tuh da Dwarves ov Urguan me Kin an' Liege.

Ah Grand Marshal Lord Paragon Kjell Storm'ammer 'ave a renooncement to make,

In recent days ye lot may 'ave met or 'eard ov da yellin's an' made ramblin's ov da Dwarf dat be known as Ore'zy Irongut, dis Dwarf 'as partaken in ***** activities loike ownin' a slave an' beatin' 'im wi'f oot any form o' mercy affer bein' told by meself an' commanders tuh stop beatin' da boy!

'E alsuh 'as taken tuh disrespectin' 'is kin loike many ov da odder nooh beardlin's w'o dunnae understand oor ways an' are tuh young tuh even bludeh rant an' boast aboot dere opinions ov oor folk offen callin' officals ov da Council an' da King wut Ore'zy offen says 'boot meh "Fat fawks" or odder forms o' slander sayin' we be cowards!

Dis lad 'as been caught an' treated as a Stark Ravin' Mad dwarf on a few occasions tuh, Ah knew 'e wus ***** da moment 'e bludeh cut a portion ov 'is own beard off! Ah 'ad 'im locked in a cell ta make sure 'e didnae troie ta kill anyun. On da second occasion 'e began tuh rub 'is arse on da groond loike a bludeh Stark 'e be claimin' 'e be a Irongut an' 'e can duh anyfin' 'e wunts 'cause it be "Fun"! Weh Dwarves dunnae 'ave fun, it be un ov da most dangeroos fin's a Dwarf can duh an' weh dunnae wunt ta encoonter da clowns an' loose oor 'old tuh em affer tellin' 'im tuh get up an' sayin' 'e be goin' intuh da brig 'e 'as refused an' Ah beat 'im doon wi'f meh fist w'ich Ah den let 'im stand back up ta 'ear 'im w'isper "Ah'm goin' ta kill ye in yer sleep." Ah told 'im 'e actin' loike a 'alf man sayin' 'e'd troie ta kill meh in a 'onorless way! Kinslayer 'e moight become!

Since den 'e 'as been locked in da cell wi'f wee 'moonts ov food an' 'e 'as been growin' even moar Stark in dere, da commanders fergot ta feed da lad an' 'e escaped givin' meh a letter insultin' meself an' ov coorse Ah went ta yell at da commanders afferwards, even den da lad Ore'zy Irongut 'as stalked ta 'alls chantin' dea'f on me name an' because ov dis Legion Commander Ellsia Dawnsworn 'ad 'im locked up 'gain.

Grand Marshall Kjell Stormhammer,

Ore'zy has went "Stark Raving Mad" twice or three times, threatened to kill you, and insulted me and you, among other things. He has quit the Legion, and is currently blockaded into his call, after he escaped before. He had food on him upon his recapturing. I urge you to subdue "Ore'zy Steelfist Irongut" permanently for the good of the Legion, and all the dwarves in the Dwarven Hold.

-Legion Commander Ellsia Dawnsworn

Nooh dat Ah 'ave told ye lot wut 'as occured Ah be requestin' ta know wut weh duh wi'f da Stark Ravin' Mad dwarf, Ah'm nae stranger tuh ***** Ironguts w'o became 'alf men an' dis lad Ore'zy moight become da next lad w'o Ah 'ave tuh shave! Wut duh ye me brudders an' sisters fink be da propah punishment fer dis Mad dwarf?

((http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/63530-stark-raving-mad-dwarves-ooc/))

[Serf 647]

Thoak Listens to the announcement of Ore'zy and shakes his head in disapointment for a moment, then speaks "I suggest ye talk to hooeva' is leadin' tae Ironguts noo. From wot I 'eard 'Iebe 'as left tae island, an' 'ave nae been seen in years. I also suggest ye subdue tis Dwarf, an' put 'em in shackles." Thoak shakes his head once more of the thought of beard shaving, or death "I dunnae t'ink we need tae cut 'is beard off, ur chop 'is 'ead off. I suggest ye properly punish 'em throogh labor, ur a beatin'. Tae lad seems tae 'ave sense, 'e just needs tae calm doon, especially from tae battle 'o tae Syndicate, an' Teutons some years beck. I dunnae t'ink beard shavin' shoold be allowed, an' I dunnae t'ink ye shoold label 'im as a "'alfman". I t'ink ye Kjell an' ye dolts ye call commanders shoold be puttin' a better grip on ye legion lads, an' give 'em a proper beatin'. We dunnae 'ave tae go throogh all 'o tis, even if ye 'ave a bitter feel fer tae Ironguts."

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*The Grand Marshal shakes his head in disapproval at what Thoak says, he begins to run his fingers through his beard as his mouth opens to speak* "Ah've dealt wi'f dis lad in plenty o' ways an' Ah nevah bludeh said Ah wus goin' ta cut 'is 'ead off! 'E wunts ta cut off me own 'ead! An' we cannae bludeh keep 'im in a cell fer tuh long it be makin' it worse, da bludeh smeg'ead doesnae wunt ta listen or follow anyfin' or act loike a propah Dwarf! Ah jus' wunt ta stop 'im frum goin' 'alf man on oos an' ye already know dat already 'appened befer wi'f Mili an' Grimloth w'o weh jus' recently bludeh executed fer 'is croimes."

[Serf 647]

Thoak scratches the his beard for a moment, and lets out a slight chuckle under his breath at Kjell's words. "De ye nae knoo tae dishonor oot 'olds tae 'ave ye own beard shaven off? 'E may as 'ell be dead if ye wish tae shave is beard oof, an' I dunnae support ye in shavin' tae lads beard oof. I wish fer ye tae take 'im into tae cells, an' get someone tae talk wit 'em. I already tried speakin' to 'em, an' 'e was ignored an' left tae rot fer months until tae door was busted doon, an' 'e escaped. A brandin' 'o sorts shoold be in order as 'ell to mark tae lad fer 'is crimes against a councilor, an' fer woteva' else ye want." Thoak coughs slightly from the air that lingers from the Volcano that lies below the valley, and he lets loose a low grumble under his breath. "I want one 'o ye commanders, ur ye to take action fer ye legionnaires, an' t'eir discipline. Tae crimes an' dishonor tis lad makes shoold fall onto ye Kjell, an' ye high rankin' officials." Thoak folds his arms slightly as he awaits for a response from Kjell, or anyone else who wishes to speak up.

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*grunts with distaste ponder on what discord may occur if he was to release the Dwarf back into society with only a burn on his arm and a spanking.*"Ah'm nae sure it be woise nae da less, an' 'e benae under me watch anymoar! Ellsia stated dat da runt bludeh quit da Legion.. If anyfin' bad w'ere ta 'appen w'en Ah let dis lad guh tuh 'is on whims wi'f jus' a bit ov punishment den Ah'll be bettin' ye fer couple 'undred pints ov ale if anyfin' bad w'ere ta 'appen w'en 'e does get oot!"

[Serf 647]

Shakes his head once more, and turns to spit on the stone flooring. "Bah, some news tae me t'at 'e quit tae Legion. An' wot if ye shave is beard off, an' throogh 'em oot 'o Dwarven society, aye? 'E woold just go, an' attempt tae kill ye anyhoo, an' endanger ur kin. I suggest ye get 'em in bindin's once more, an' talk wit' 'em, ur someone who can talk tae 'em. I still distaste tis 'beard shavin', Kjell an' wish fer oot tae be removed. Oot solves nae anythin' fer tae Dwarves, an' just makes more petty criminals.. like tae 'famed' Mili Irongut, an' tae 'famed' Grimloth Irongut." Thoak rolls his eye for a moment, and shakes his head once more.

[Bofauk 19]

((Hay just a heads up I think the slave beating thing got voided since the slave told meh I could beat him and not need a VA but it turns out I did.))

[bov61 32]

*Rehki holds out a piece of paper with a drawing on it

'Oi, tis is w'at we shuld du to meh feckin sohn!"

[Bofauk 19]

*Rehki holds out a piece of paper with a drawing on it

'Oi, tis is w'at we shuld du to meh feckin sohn!"

(Daddy I thought you loved me.)

[Boomack21 124]

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