Boletus Brandybuck's Rare Mushrooms And Toadstools

[Petyr 485]

A slip of sheepskin parchment with a Brandybuck seal and green ink reads as follows:

 

Greetings,

 

I am Boletus Brandybuck, of a long line of halfling foragers (which are, of course, the best foragers.) I've foraged far and wide for precious rare toadstools and mushrooms; my stores are unmatched. 

 

You will not find such precious fungi anywhere else.

 

I will trade and I will sell.

 

Should you have rare mushrooms of your own, I would be glad to investigate, appraise, and trade for them. Don't try to deceive me. 

 

Should you try to law your grubby paws on my toadstools, you may come and offer a trade of your own. I am hesitant to accept minas... minas are not mushrooms, as my father used to say to me.

 

You might find me in the Underbelly. And if you can't find the Underbelly, I doubt you're the type who is seriously interested in fine fungi. 

 

 

- Boletus Brandybuck

 

[Kairn. 17]

*Kairn stumbles upon the rough sheepskin as he's cutting out small branches from a nearby sapling.*

 

 

"Ah, a botani'cul sort'uv lad eh? an'ah breed'ur 'uv foine fungi asw'ill? moight be sum'thin ah check out 'unce ah'm dun' collectin' cuttins'."

[Kaiser 2347]

"Nay, Milo's go' the bes' fungi ye twit"

-Richard

 

((I'm joking please don't kill my first born child))

[Boomack21 124]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.