Goliath 384 Share Posted July 28, 2013 ((Shall be updated each Sunday with Goliath's diary entry for that week. Content is offensive so please read with caution.)) “Dear Diary, I have been meaning to document this **** life of mine since around the time of Kalos. It must have struck me that I should the day when I bumped into an Orc rummaging through my chests. Funnily enough I was overwhelmed by fear when I thought it may have uncovered another, more erotic piece of mine. The poor old sod would never had looked back at Dawn’s Bakery in the same loving, nostalgic manner again is all I have to say regarding that matter. Anyhow. Today as I’d finally finished reading a novella about Menorcress - a raunchy one to say the least - I decided I’d wander outside and catch some air - a poor move on my behalf. Little did I know that a mentally flawed chap of the name “Charles” had purchased the manor beside mine and enjoys partaking in running several laps around my home before squatting beside my doorstep and unloading faeces so vulgar it would have given my ex-wife’s face a run for it’s money. Charles is a far too upper class name for the lad; “****” seems more fitting. Looking past the cr*ap, in both literal and metaphoric terms I decided to pop into Oren for a little while. A few paces out of my home and I’d remembered that the royalty there made our dearest Charles look like a genius on a good day so I spun on my heels and went back home. Pushing past Charles, that is. Whilst today has been far from eventful I thought I’d document this for the times when I’m unable to distinguish my hand from my left ass-cheek. Tomorrow shall be more eventful as I’m traveling to the Druids to piss them off with my use of Conjuration which obviously contrasts with their natural beliefs. Goodnight beautiful. ----Orman out---" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kairn. 17 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (I laughed so hard at the encounter with Charles. I really hope you stick with this diary RP Goliath. :D ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moot 1719 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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