Lathros 377 Share Posted October 27, 2013 It was a sad day for Mr. Clucks. This morning he had started his new job, and he met the chicken of his dreams. He thought it all would've worked out from now on. His new life would be better and more extravagant. That is he thought it would've been better. What he didn't know was that the man he had been working for had been a criminal. He was wanted, Mr. Clucks didn't know this, nor the rest of the employees. When the boss had been convicted they set all the chickens free, the female that he set his beady eyes on left him, without so much as a "cluck." Mr. Clucks didn't know what to do, so he went to Abresi, Old Abresi. His head down low, and his spirits on the ground. So, he stands there, thinking of what could've been. He could've had children, he could've been the man he dreamed about as a chick, now he has nothing. Mr. Clucks is a man of need, please, if you see him give him a job. (( :P )) 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Bael runs up to the chicken, punts it hard into the wall and takes the broken thing back home to be made into a nice broth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Four Fingers will give Mr. Clucks a wonderful job, he can be the chicken butler every man wants to have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude 230 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Lorik will give Mr. Clucks a lovely room, with daily pay for doing nothing, and will try to find him a new girl of his dreams.. #Justice4Clucks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moot 1719 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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